Saturday, August 04, 2007

Racist Slur At Boris

Well have you seen the front page of the Guardian? Look yourslef I`m not advertising the sordid rag. I commented on Dale as follows

Unfounded allegations and rumours are rather your stock in trade are they not? And what a loathsome trade some of you bloggers are making it....said A N arsehole

...and what about the utterly unfounded allegation that Boris Johnson is a racist which is in effect what this is . I do not comment on the disgusting immorality of those responsible for using Stephen Lawrence’s death for the tawdry aim a slurring a kind man who is entirely without prejudice that Stephen`s own parents should feel this is a fitting epitaph sticks right in my stomach. What sort of people are they ? What kind of empty self love persuade s you that your moment on the front page is worth this. The nasty little creeps who have organised it they fall beneath the lowest possible estimation of a human being .I would myself say that this is the single most repugnant front page I have ever seen . For the Guardian to collude in stirring up racial hatred for the purposes of trying to get Ken Livingstone, friend of the IRA and unreconstructed hard left refugee back in ,astonishes me . I have never said this before because it is so often used by pontificating pleaders ,but I expected better , I really did .

I know Boris Johnson and as it happens my wife and son are black as are many of the Islington Conservative Party Mrs. Lawrence speaks for no-one . NO ONE. Only the racist pity addicts of the platitudinising left think that Black is a homogenous slab of opinion that they can slice up anywhere they think fit and I can promise you that it is not appreciated . To put this on the front page is flabbergasting. Boris is absolutely not a racist as the Guardian well know and as everyone here knows as well . Polly Toynbee was first to start the lies quoting Boris hopelessly out of context on education so as to claim he was an elitist. He was at the time defending David Willets and saying Grammar schools are not the answer but competition is . I thought then if Paultry Filler is sinking to this then we are in for a dirty campaign to rival Bermondsey’s “ Straight Choice” Simon Hughes . Just when you think the left of this country cannot be any more vile they prove you wrong and for anyone else I can tell you that this is the way London Labour is ,a cess pit of the unreconstructed hard left to rival Liverpool’s in the 80s .

Meanwhile Enver Hodge is over in Barking talking about the blacks taking all the Council houses , Brown wagging a new found flag and on about British jobs for the British and Hazel Blears complaining about al the darkies that have turned up. They have been pretty damn quick to shore up their weakness to BNP defections ,, not a problems the Conservative Party have

And !“They perhaps helps you to feel you've made sense of this frighteningly complex world“ … are there really still adults that spout this sort of puerile clap trap ?. You Hughes Views are in no position to comment on the complexity or otherwise of the world because you think on the level of a teas-made .This much is at least certain . Oh .. that’s ironic you see blah blah..drivel sputter

And David Boothroyd” to the extent of speaking at several SWP events. “ Another child , what , do you think the SWP give a toss about anything expect the publicity and that speaking at their events is proof of anything . Have you ever met anyone form the SWP do you realise the sort of madness we are dealing with.? Clearly not .

Over a long journalistic career it is not surprising that Boris may have written things that he might now regret. What he has not done is pick on the Jews so as to suck up to the Muslims who are busy plastering leaflets all over London suggesting we bury homosexuals alive and , in many cases, tacitly approving or denying the bombing of their fellow citizens . Neither has he had tea with the IRA so as to abase himself before a strand of Irish opinion in the Capital .Is it worth hoping that Ken will condemn this poisonous stirring and allow London to debate the future of our City without lies and filth pervading the atmosphere ?( Are you listening you pompous toad FairdealPhil , who do you work for then ? ) It occurs to me that he may not because , like a lower league team , he can only beat Premiership Boris in the mud,. That is what this is all about. I `ll admit it sometimes I rant for fun or effect but this is different a new low . It occurs to me that the Labour Party are likely to have more to embarrass them from Ken` SWP and hard left gangs than the Conservatives do from Boris .

Sea Shanty "that her remarks on his unworthiness to be mayor of her city are sincere." Surely you can see that this is not the point. Surely !!!

Friday, August 03, 2007

Ipod Therefore I am

The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990)
Foolhardy then to try and write something about it well worry not, anyone foolish enough to fall into my little well will not learn the secret of music today . No, my ambitions are more, ‘which ‘, than ‘why’ . I have been prevailed upon by the young and frivolous Mrs. N to acquire an Ipod . Furthermore, and much to my surprise, I have managed to find out how it works .Browsing Itunes has been a revelation . To wander amongst forgotten lost and broken records and immediately be able to hear them again has been a thrill this week. So while I am reacquiring lost loves and lost memories I was having a think about my Desert Island Disks .
The following are mine , today .Some, like the Tchaikovsky, remind me of years ago . My father would play this emotional romantic piece at full blast as we drove into the Lake District on holiday . Some I just like .What are yours ?

1 Gigli singing E Lucean E Slelle. ( Tosca) or anything
2 All Or Nothing – Small Faces
3 My Boy Lollipop –Milli ..
4 Tchaikovsky Concerto No. 1 in B minor
5 American Trilogy- the King
6 Rock and Roll Suicide – Bowie
7 Smells Like Teen Sprit – Nirvana
8 I found a True Love( call her Magnolia ) Wilson Pickett

You could have a new list every day I know but one last thing , if you have never heard Gigli sing listen..He is the best singer of any kind there has ever been.. NO debate , NO opinions , just the best.

Light Up Fair Albion

Pub landlords in Bedminster say the smoking ban is threatening their businesses. The ban, which came in on July 1, outlaws smokers from lighting up inside pubs, clubs and offices. Debbie Cornish, pictured, landlady of the Barley Mow pub in East Street, said traditional workers' pubs such as hers could be driven out of business by the law. She said: "It is losing us trade, and I don't think we are seeing the full effect now - in winter, people won't want to step outside for a cigarette ."The big pubs have facilities and room to put up awnings outside for smokers, but we can't do that."It will kill of pubs like this one in the end.

Just one snap shot from the Bristol Chronicle of the agonies across the Land as the thousand year old tradition of meeting for beers and fags in the Pub is killed by nanny Caroline Flint. Last night I stepped out and attended summit meeting in a local Pub with the witty and urbane Mr. Croydonian and the scene was one from absurdist drama . The cosy interior was empty whilst crowds of smokers and non smokers congregated in the garden shivering ever more violently as night folded its dark wing over the land . The good news is that the ban is not working and resentment against it is growing not receding . Wreathed attractively in sinuous tendrils of aromatic smoke we discussed the infringement of property rights , the misrepresentation of passive smoking and the bovine passivity of the nation confronted with this outrage .

Light Up Fair Albion .Let the love of liberty that is our birthright enflame your match and lend its bedazzlement to your cigarette .

Ken Livingstone Is Right !

Ken Livingstone has said Boris Johnson would be a "formidable" opponent in the mayoral race.But the current mayor, who will stand for a third term next year, has voiced concerns about the contest turning into "Celebrity Big Mayor".He told BBC Radio 4's Today programme he thought the media's approach to the mayoral race was to look for characters with "good one liners".He said Mr Johnson was a "charming rogue" but he wanted to concentrate on policies rather than celebrity."My job in the next eight months or so is to focus on what Boris actually believes in," he said.Mr Johnson, one of the best known MPs, is the favourite of four Tories on the party shortlist for mayoral candidates.

Poor poor Ken little diddums is worried about it becoming a celebrity show down is he . This is the man who has wasted untold millions selling Londoners Ken Livingstone with their own money and who makes a very nice living with his whining punditry off the back of his endless self advertisement .
Lets be generous though this is the fist time he has ever said anything I have agreed with . Boris is indeed a formidable intellect and communicator with a wealth of useful experience. He will make a fine Mayor .

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Fun With Dick and Pain

Hacker Alert

'Police in southern Vietnam are investigating a case where a man had his penis chopped in half by his wife when he was sleeping.' . 'Police said his wife was angry, suspecting that he had a mistress, and cut off his member with a 20-centimetre knife, throwing the severed piece into a drainage ditch near their house in Ca Mau, a Mekong Delta province 350 kilometers south-west of Ho Chi Minh City. ' "He was bleeding badly when admitted to the hospital, but he is in stable condition now," said Dr Huynh Truong Son of Ca Mau General Hosptial "His friends found the piece and brought it to the hospital four hours later, but we decided not to conduct an operation to rejoin it because the piece was dirty with mud and had not been properly preserved," Son said.'

I expect that was smarting for quite a while don`t you think ?

PS :Thanks to Istanbultory for this

"Interestingly enough, the unit of currency in Vietnam is the....dong. I jest not. "

Rev Batters-baby

CHURCH leaders have spoken of their shock and hurt after a former Blackburn vicar admitted downloading child porn ( Today’s Lanashire Telegraph)The Rev Paul Battersby, who was priest in charge at St Mark's Church in Witton for four years and was previously a rector at St Peter's Church, Darwen, is awaiting sentence after admitting three counts of downloading indecent images of children.....Battersby was previously the national youth officer for the Church of England .

The Church is in a perennial doo daa about sex isn’t it . Elsewhere with the approbation of Bel ( is thinking) , they are happy for people who run fetishistic sites to turn up I begin to worry that these liberated attitudes might be uncomfortably connected to further abusive relationships of the Rev Batters-baby sort . Is it time for less sexual liberty . It seems unlikely that the church will give us a lead.


On the way to work I nibble distractedly on a smorgasbord of media offerings upon between tube to train . An attentive listener might notice audible and physical twitches and ticks as I browse. “Oh yeah...!”, “,Ha “ and on occasion “Oh do piss off ! “. On the other side of the internal debate there is the odd ,” Abso-bloody –lutely “ . I hope someone finds me as fascinating as I do because the following are the highlights of the daily harrumph

.There is a magnificent article in the Islington Gazette quoting a certain Paul Newman the “ Deputy Chairman “ of the Conservative Party “ Which am not but never mind . Clearly they know their punters because Paul Newman magisterially summarises the state of play on the Mayoral Candidacy. “ Boris will get more votes than the rest of them put together . Its going to be Boris . Nobody doubts that “ Gosh he does a good interview eh.. The Standard had a front Page last night on the Boris bounce showing a 6 % ;lead over the newt man. Goody goody gum drops especially given the Boy David `s personal investment in this vital contest.


A further local Gazette offering comments on the explosion of property prices that continues in Islington .We were recently obliged to take advantage of this and trade down a tad We sold at £520,000. Council flats in some areas are now selling at up to £475,000 and there is another article about my area , Stroud Green Road , ticking off the up and coming signs ( Shops that sell dried tomatoes, that sort of thing )....
Due to implacable indifference of fate ( redundancy a year or two ago) a new child and only one income I have to leave .Not for the first time however I notice what a mockery it makes of everyone’s efforts when you live in a borough where half of the population are handed homes worth about £500,000 each absolutely gratis .There is little made of the demoralising effect on the middling of seeing their efforts reduced to farce by subsidised housing but I know it is keenly felt amongst others by me .


The Mail leads with the DNA files to be kept on major criminals guilty of such demonic perfidy as dropping litter with predictable Libertarian outrage . I happened to notice in Private Eye yesterday that Lord Levy and Ruth Turner were not swabbed despite their arrests over cash for honours , I suppose the law will have no trouble finding either of them especially Ruth Turner whose future career in an EU feather bed was the price of her silence , courtesy of one T Blair. Just follow the money .

Harrumph !

A point of agreement between the Brown lap dog rag the News Statesman and and the wavering Mail( noticeably cooling on Brown since pinko Dacres latest illness) is always interesting . I laughed out loud at the grave hero worship in the NS editorial ...” To watch the Prime minister frown as president Bush swung his golf buggy round and round frat boy style , restored a sense of pride “ yes my chest swells with emotion at the very thought ..(?) but they do admit to one reality .
A new EU constitution will grant an EU foreign minister strong powers. How would this affect the UK`s ties with the particularly on intelligence sharing. ( Quoting an ‘unsavoury’ source arch neo-con John Bolton as does the Mail)
This is a problem as the EU is an impotent talking shop militarily whereas the US is not . Brown `s body language has been leapt upon by the left with glee and I have to admire the way he acted the part of a distant unsociable night creature , The Stanislavsky System ? On the realities he has continued in Poodle mode though. Brown has quietly allowed the listening station at Menwith Hill in Yorkshire for the US missile system . this has been sneaked under Parliaments radar appropriately enough .


Martin bright continues to diminish his relevance as a commentator by yipping like a cowardly hyena over the minor discomfort this Ali Miraj dragging out all the old faithful . Lord Kalms , the Grammar school debate and of course Saatchi to present David Cameron as a cornered animal lashing out with inchoate rage . This is all to do with the New Statesman’s long term support of Brown and has become increasingly pitiful over the last month . David Cameron can be excused some small frustration with the ridiculous pro Brown coverage of the BBC above all I think. It is the rest of the Party that are not stepping up to the mark.

Oh do piss off!

Stephen Glover in the Mail thinks that its lucky for Les Bleus that Brown is too arrogant to take advantage of a novelty swing and will wait. I am less convinced I think its money and the popularity of the SNP that are staying his hand Glover has one thing right though .The Conservatives will be lucky a chance to show their difficulties are temporary. For god’s sake lets take and stop this egomaniacal quibbling about how to build a sandcastle when the Brown wave is gathering on the horizon.

Abso-bloody-lutely !!

Prudence is AWOL

According to the BBC our beloved Gollum Brown is prudence personified. Perhaps they have not noticed the waste that continues in the tax credit fiasco the PM`s elegant flagship the .
This years depressing figures are £6.6 billion overpaid £3.9 billion still to be recovered and £700,000000 already written off. 2000,000 families a year are affected by overpayment and the government are chasing punters for £1.5 billion. The cost of running the system has risen to £587,000,000 ie by 40% . What happened to Dear Prudence then ?

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The cost is up, you shoved it through
Its horrible and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play

Its the Little Differences

Like being able to drink a beer in a cinema in Holland ...Speaking of the Dutch they , of course rejected the Constitution said to be identical to the Treaty soi disant on which we do not get a vote . How little are the differences here?
Hans -Gert Poettering MEP President of the EU has said that statistics about the extent to which the treaty was a cut and paste job are highly misleading.(96% say Open Europe .)Compared to the draft Constitution , he says , the treaty contains opts outs on the Charter of fundamental rights as well as a wider exemption in Justice and Home Affairs which mean that although the text is almost identical most of it will not apply to us . Not so very difficult to understand if its true . In fact the anecdotal evidence that the treaty and the Constitution are the same is largely drawn from the reaction of other foreign leaders announcing it as celebration but they are , supposedly in a fundamentally different position to us so the President’s remarks are well aimed
.We have as many genes in common with a frog but the effect is contrasting . .

So how strong are the opt outs . How red are the red lines ? We cannot trust Hans Gert Pottering and I suspect Conservatives are right to scent blood. As yet , however, the case is not proved.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Its A Grand Old Name

The BBC website a reports on a study which has found that 'More pop stars have been called Paul than any other name.' 'From McCartney to Weller, people called Paul have appeared on 57 number one singles since the UK chart began in 1953, according to Yahoo! Music.' What a relief to know that the license fee is being spent on the issues that matter. 'Despite Paul's popularity with musicians' parents, the name no longer features in the UK's top 100 boys' names. Ventura Barba from Yahoo! Music Europe said: "When you think of rock 'n' roll names, you instantly recall the unique ones like Bono, Prince and Slash. It's surprising to discover that an everyday name can lay claim to such an accolade." But it certainly wouldn't be a surprise to Paul Hewson, better known these days as Bono....and better know n to me by his apposite anagram Onob.
Should have stuck with Paul although I believe it means small in Hebrew .

History of the Blackberry

Chapter One
In the 1957 Blackberrying meant packing some Ginger beer with a few school mates and cycling into sacred shimmering Summer England to enjoy a day of scrapes larks and Black berries . The chums will almost certainty have attended Grammar school and even at the tender age of thirteen be able to laughingly recite Keats back and forth to what we would now call A level standard. Several admiring girls might be allowed to come and they would sit prettily clapping the good natured games of daring the boys play . They are treated with scrupulous chivalry and shy admiration. Finally the tousled dark stained angels will return for tea and mummy will make jam. It is an Edenic land and they little know they are singing out its elegy with their high pure voices

Chapter Two
In 1968 West Indian immigration had added a new note of fear into English life . Enoch Powell’s Rivers of Blood speech injected hatred into the skin of the politiy where it has grown like a forbidden stench ever since . The white working class saw then that their communities were above all threatened by the newcomers and “ Black-burying was the gallows humour of the Teddy Boys as they caught the tube over to Notting hill intent on violence which sputtered from the riots of the late 50s . Chains knives and fists are the weapons and they do not have it all their own way.. Can we see in the words of the East enders a grim reminder of the rural roots their soon to vanish urban villages sprang from ? Many blacks were indeed buried , whites too.

Chapter Three
In 2007 Blackberrying is the sharp “Hot spot “ gangs hip flip word for mugging suits for their blackberries . This South London world of violence and drugs is fuelled by the fatherless befits policies of the Labour traitors . Malignant rat eyes peer from hoods to avoid the CCTV at potential victims in broad daylight.. They too have bikes on which a gang of twenty recently hunted down and shot their victim while he tried to hide behind a tree .Girls dressed to ape US whores sell sex in a bestial pecking order called “ respect”.

I shall take my son out of London and we will go and pick Blackberries together.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Things That Make You Go Coo !

NO cheating the answers are all below , I got these from all over the place and its just miscellaneous things at which I went coo ! If you read one read 33 ..oh and just to get started "How much of Autralias Tax revenue is gambling related?- 10% Coooo!

1 What proportion of British Corporation tax is paid by the financial services sector ?
2 India has 1% of the world’s vehicles , what percentage of the world’s road fatalities do they have annually ?
3 The price of a Sheep in the Medieval period was approximately £17 what is it now?
4 The Average money disposed of by parents per tooth in Tooth fairy guise is now £1.05 what was it 25 years ago ?
5 Which causes more fatalities in the US annually , sharks or holes dug for sandcastles ?
6 Who was the last University educated PM not to have attended Oxford prior to Gordon Brown?
7 a)Which is the least religious nation in the EU and..
b)what proportion of them believe in God ?
8 What are Ethiopians planning to celebrate in September ?
9 Has Ten Downing Street’s Door always been black ?
10 As Gilbert is to Sullivan , as Tim Rice is To Lloyd Webber the unknown DaPonte is to………
11 In Iraq not every faction has oil in their land ;of the Kurds, Shias ,and Sunnis ,who are the Oil paupers ?
12 Africa continent of tragedy -In what area ,that is not Dafur or Rwanda ,has a civil conflict killed 4,000,000 since 1996 and continues to do at 1200 a day even since a peace treaty was signed in 2002.
Come on surely you bleeding hearts would have noticed that ?!!!
13 How many employees of disaster struck Transport for London are paid over £100,000 per annum?
14 How many employees of lazy failing plutocracy TFL are paid over £50,000?
15 How many Labour MP`s have joined a demand for a vote of the EU Treaty / Constitution?
16 Gordon brown has emerged unscathed by events (Floods) .."One can imagine the opprobrium that would have been heaped on Tony Blair" …said who?
17 What was the cost of fraud and error to the tax Payer last year in relation to the benefits system?
18 Who said of the EU Treaty “ I don’t favour a referendum. Because I do not believe further movement towards referendums fits with democracy “ ?
19 Who said , in 1998,"The era of pure representative democracy is coming to an end , ,,,(it will be replaced by)…plebiscites , focus groups , lobbies citizen’s movements and the internet?
20 Who was responsible for the barely disguised racist attack.” We have got people living in Salford now from every country under the Sun. We used to be 93% white working class our community is changing before our eyes”?
21 25% of US Oil imports are from Saudi , who is next with 22%?
22 And how many barrels do they lose to leaks stoppages and theft?
23 ,,..and what percentage of the governments revenue is Oil related?
24 Why did Mr. Mandelson punch Mr.Campbell?
25 How many non UK Commonwealth citizens are qualified to vote in a general Election by virtue of residing in Britain?
26 Upon how many voters does the result of General Election depend ?
27 Who bought Bernie Ecclestone`s House for £70 million?
28 How many of the top ten British rich list are not British?
29 Which is the words most powerful brand?
30 Which is the word`s fastest Growing brand?
31 Who used the internet the most , Teenage Boys . Silver Surfers ., Girls ?
32 How much was the most expensive one bedroom flat ever sold in the UK sold for and where was it ?
33 Under Gorbachev 5% of senior Soviet officials had armed forces or security backgrounds . What is that proportion now under Putin?( My fave this !!!)
34 Which European City has the largest Muslim Population ?
35 What proportion of transplant organs used in China come from judicial executions?
36 Which building has the most toilets in the world ?
37 How many British Billionaires are there and how many were there in previous rich list?

1 A third
2 10%
3 £17
4 17p
6 Stanley Baldwin
8The Year 2000
9It was briefly Green under Asquith .1908-16
10 Mozart
11 Sunnis- they got bugger all.
12Democratic Republic of Congo
13 112

14 1400
15 40
16 New Statesman Editorial
17 £2.5 billion
18 Mandelson
19 Mandelson
20 Hazel Blears
22 800,000 barrels
23 75%
24 They disagreed about what shirt Tony should wear.
25 988,000
26 About 800,000
27 Mr. Mittall
28 7
29 Google (£33.2 billion)
30 Marks and Spencer (192% up to £4.75 billion)
31 Girls
32 £3,000,000..Eaton Place
33 78%
34 Moscow -2500,000
35 half
36 New Wembley 2600
37 68 up from 14


Janet Daley and others are beginning to see what they have done by undermining David Cameron. I have been holding forth on Dale on Janet Daley`s "Olive branch to DC today"

Not just to David Cameron Iain but to the Conservative Party readership of their infuriating Newspaper who have , for the purposes of creating ongoing faux outrage , undermined Cameron from the start. It has been an exercise in crass populism and political stupidity almost without equal in the Telegraph. Although Nic Boles for one and Mathew D`Anconna have provided voices of sanity it is Hefferlump and Daley "Mail" who have had a high profile .
What they know is that they have entirely omitted the other side of the equation . When I have finished earning a living I will be blogging this eve on the political pressure on Brown to raise taxes. Listening to the dead beat yawning beaks that chirrup for more public sector freebies around here ought to give you some idea . Daley, like those on the Mail know exactly what their readership is going to think of them when they are suffering the reality of the Brown tax regime when they supported him . That is exactly what they are doing . No one thinks that there are votes to the right and their are certainly not seats. Now the prospect of an out and out Socialist government is all too likely , they begin to see what their pitiful judgement will look like a year or two.
David Cameron is a courageous Politician he has staked his career on his judgement and his only crime has been to try too hard. His overall understanding if where the Conservative Party has to go is not only right it is more right than many are yet able to accept. Whatever happens to him he is saving the country from a regime whose true character is summed up by the outright lie Gollum ( he wants it ...) Brown has told on the disguised Constitution.

Non combatants might say “ Good for you at the news that 4000 “ foreign prisoners wil,be subject to a “target” to be repatriated( meaningless obviously ). Political commentators ought to see that the immigration rate is not slowing and that only migration watch managed to persuade this government of the true figures at all . Brown has nothing to say on this . Heffer in particular has described Brown as a serious man on the basis of these cheap tricks and his reputation must suffer for this and other stultifyingly cretinous lines he has managed to adopt out of the sheer need to make a living from his scribble .

This change of tack is may be to late and I will not forget the cynical self serving gibberish they have served up for the last year.

July 30, 2007 12:35 PM

Newmania said...
Nicholas Soames pointed out 1,000,000 of the 3,000,000 homes foisted on the Southeast will be inhabited by immigrants that have not yet even arrived. Heffer applauded

Now ( OMG) the BBC has noticed that immigration is out of control that is the extent to which this disaster has become main stream.

Cameron could afford some guarded support for the traditional Conservative view .He advocates,the Border Police , as do the Lib Dems so that is what he has done by signal and by a positive policy . Brown stole the name for a pointless recombination of customs officials but does nothing serious at all.
Heffer , oddly , calls him a serious politician . Liar thief and Policy writer on the hoof. Gordon Brown is a clownish empty weirdo and those who know this ought to be saying so.

Heffer owes Cameron support

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