Thursday, August 02, 2007

Fun With Dick and Pain


Hacker Alert


'Police in southern Vietnam are investigating a case where a man had his penis chopped in half by his wife when he was sleeping.' . 'Police said his wife was angry, suspecting that he had a mistress, and cut off his member with a 20-centimetre knife, throwing the severed piece into a drainage ditch near their house in Ca Mau, a Mekong Delta province 350 kilometers south-west of Ho Chi Minh City. ' "He was bleeding badly when admitted to the hospital, but he is in stable condition now," said Dr Huynh Truong Son of Ca Mau General Hosptial "His friends found the piece and brought it to the hospital four hours later, but we decided not to conduct an operation to rejoin it because the piece was dirty with mud and had not been properly preserved," Son said.'

I expect that was smarting for quite a while don`t you think ?


PS :Thanks to Istanbultory for this

"Interestingly enough, the unit of currency in Vietnam is the....dong. I jest not. "

11 comments:

electro-kevin said...

Good of his friends to find his cock. I wonder if he's planning on having it mounted one last time.

(In a glass cabinet perhaps)

Jenny! said...

Ha ha ha! Sorry, that's not funny...how will he pee without a penis? I cannot even fathom how painful that must be! Thank god all my parts are all nice and tucked like...nothing can be cut off! I can't believe they actually found it...can you imagine the friend that had to carry his friends cock back! Ha, ok...sorry...I will stop laughing now! Lorena Bobbit cut off her husbands and then threw it out hte window of her car!

Newmania said...

EK allo.


Jenny - Yes I think it would sting a bit

vagina dentata said...

HMMMMmmmmm!

istanbultory said...

Interestingly enough, the unit of currency in Vietnam is the....dong. I jest not.

CityUnslicker said...

N this is an amazing amount of copy for a single day!

Newmania said...

Cu - I cannot afford another day for months

Ed said...

IT - indeed, and a decent round of drinks can cost 1,000,000!!

Newmania said...

Oh blimey i missed IT`s currency gag .

Very good IT , very good indeed

istanbultory said...

You're welcome, sir.
As they say in Vietnam when challenged on financial matters, put your dong where your mouth is...

Newmania said...

...and theres more eh ..

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