There is a Spinners job vacant at Labour HQ. . In order to fill the boots of the smoothy chops New Labour arachnoid you will of course have to pass the test . The test was discovered by Mr. Croydonian and it involves taking a well know story film play poem novel or or what you will, and producing a highly misleading one line summary . Here are some examples :
Billy Elliot: Union worker turns back on strikers for personal gain.
Deliverance: Tourists experience local hospitality.
E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
Star Wars: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
Here is my effort ....
Casablanca - Drunk Misanthropist`s links to Terrorism exposed.
Shane - Immigrants Prepared to Use Violence to Take Land
The Ancient Mariner- Slight Delay Causes Over Reaction ( Travel Times Improved Overall Said Spokesman)
Robin Hood - Criminal Gangs Maintain Grip On Terrified Population.
Titanic - Over 1000 miles of trouble Free cruising ( The untold story)
Are you a better spinner ? Ok then , spin us a line and let us see ! I wonder if Hopi Sen who really is a hired spin would have a go .I bet he's good
Update : from Bill Quango - Bridge over the river KwaiUK/Japanese partnership delivers ground breaking engineering project on time and under budget
......Genius
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21 comments:
Brokeback Mountain: Multi ethnic,lifestyle choice training film.
Indianna Jones and the Temple of Doom: Eco protesters prevent deep shaft mining plant functioning.
The Great Escape: A documentary on the need for tougher security Titan prisons.
Forrest Gump: Care in the community man achieves life goals with state aid and assistance.
Bridge over the river Kwai
UK/Japanese partnership delivers ground breaking engineering project on time and under budget
Bridge over the river Kwai
UK/Japanese partnership delivers ground breaking engineering project on time and under budget
..oh dear me ..tears in my eyes BQ , a thing of beauty
In fact those are all superb !
Easy Rider - Guide to living on benefits.
Apocalypse Now - Biopic of Gordon Brown's Election Victory.
Blazing Saddles: affirmative action program foists unqualified lawman on peaceful Midwestern suburb
Sound of Music: Singing Nun-o-Gram joke misfires, with disastrous consequences for Austro-German relations
Jack the Ripper: Conservative peer executes Mail on Sunday initiative.
Silent Running: Guardian reading lefties confirm mental instability, vegetation saved by robots.
Ratatouille: French cuisine bested by rodent. Quel surprise.
Peter Benchley's The Beast: Colonel Sanders considers sea food.
Godzilla: French create new species, cruelly killed by Americans.
River Kwai - excellent.
2001: A Space Odyssey - elaborate atheist hoax undermines Believers' understanding of Creation
All Brilliant but I have to say Bill Q `s Bridge over The River Kwai is still the best. Its the "Under budget " that caps it
Phillipa .... That Jack The Ripper is for all we know close to the truth . Bum bum baaaa !
Nick Sound Of Music Popped Into my head bit I didn't have the heart
yes Quango's is a good'un: thank the Lord our MPs don't have much else to do
PS you may wish to nip over to Idle's, he has another compo going, I recall how much you enjoyed an earlier one ...
Will do
Towering Inferno - High Rise Conflagrations limited to freak incident in best ever decade
Kind Hearts and Coronets - Worthless confession obtained under psychological duress
Watership Down- Towns People Delighted with New Ring Road
Kwai..Kwait fantastic!
Great sport to be had, evidently!
Brief Encounter: Commuters' spirits raised by excellent platform tearoom facilities.
Lord of the Flies: Duke of Edinburgh's Award Scheme toughens schoolchildren and rewards ambition and leadership.
The Matrix: Government database responds swiftly to illegal hacking.
Custer of the West: American Indians seek freedom without reservation.
Brokeback Mountain: How the West Was Hung
Watership Down had me laughing out loud.
Hee hee and Brief Encounter.
Brokeback Mountain: Male camping. (Sheep optional extra.)
I'm making a start on Shakespeare's tragedies:
Othello - A practical joke goes wrong with unfortunate consequences.
King Lear - A troubled family struggles to understand itself.
Idle is very funny I like Brief encounter ( Broke back Mountain is a disgrace ! )
The Gold medal is still BQ though
Othello- Quotas suspected in over promotion row
12th Night: Gender confused refugee seduces Duke and his lady love. Happy ending ensues.
arf arf thats a goody P
Romeo & Juliet, the perils of under age attraction and how not to enhance inter-community engagement.
Independence Day, Why America is big and clever.
The Da Vinci Code, Catholics play the controversy card.
Like the Davinci one especially IEBOIC
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