Call My Bluff

Now for a quick game of spot the outrageous fiction the contenders are below and ONLY ONE one of them is a bluff. The rest ARE TRUE

Having announced that in the UK we had a 5% share of sub prime exposure , whatever that means , after some Lib Dem badgering , Darling , that exemplar of New Labour competence , was forced to admit that in the UK there is no definition of Sub Prime. Despite misleading the house, no apology has been offered.

The Government plan to cut £300,000,000 from the DEFRA budget despite three livestock diseases having ravaged the farming community this year

A list candidate of last year ,Simon Walker , is the PR chappy for Private Equity ( the Venture Capital association) . He was seconded to John Major’s disastrous GE campaign , . He presided over the BA PR disaster of the ulticoloured tail fins and he was responsible for “ My Husband is Not Gay” after the Countess of Wessex was hood winked by the NOTW fake sheik and he arranged an exclusive interview to buy them off.

( PS Good news Tory associations unanimously rejected him)


The Multimillion pound waste of time the Standards Board For England let off a BNP Councillor for sending £5 notes in Christmas cards to voters . This was ok because it was deemed a worthy cause and not declarable. (Councillor Cromie ) .


The SBE will take no action against BNP Councillor Auty who sang a “racist folk song” outside the Constituency Office of Dewsbury’s Labour MP Shahid Malik.Auty sang four verses concerning Mosques ,Kebabs , Curry houses drug dealing and paedophilia but gets off on the ‘Ken’ defence of not being in his role as a Councillor at the time

Mayor Ken Livingstone has spent public money on whitewashing Dr. Qaradwi`s whose own web site announces that cruel punishment may be needed for homosexuality to keep Islam “Clear of perverted elements “

Prince Phillip and The Queen have matching bathrobes inscribed ‘is and ERs

550% is the rise in spending on Management Consultants since 2001 as compared to 65% in staffing numbers of security services

Current estimate of the cost of the Olympics £9.3 billion and rising