Tuesday, November 02, 2010

I`m From The Criminal Party....

Super wheeze this votes for crims idea . The paedophiles can support a lower age of consent and terrorists lobby for bomb construction to be part of the National Curriculum. I hope to see the day under PR when a new Party emerges pressing for prisoners not to be in prison any more . With any luck they will hold the balance of power and direct our Navy back into the Piracy . Come to think of it fraudsters will fit in nicely either as MEPs or quango-crats.

5 comments:

Blue Eyes said...

"a new Party emerges pressing for prisoners not to be in prison any more"

ROFL! Have you not been watching criminal justice policy over the last fifty years?

Electro-Kevin said...

Paedophiles already do vote on the age of consent - it's only the ones in prison who don't.

Newmania said...

True dat EK

Auntie Flo' said...

On the Hustings with Dave & Sam Cam

Daily Torturegraph 1 April 2015

Speaking on the hustings at Wormwood Scrubs today, the Prime Minister promised free porn, fag and snack vending machines in prisons, the right to four visits a month from sex workers for every old lag and even earlier release dates for Western EU's (formerly Britain's) 15 million criminal population.

"Refusal to fly the EU flag will no longer be a crime, the PM promised, and there will be shorter sentences for flying the St George's Cross or Union flag (reduced to 9 months) and the sentence for murder will be dropped altogether and replaced with OBEs in the case of multiple murderers, for reducing the UK's population crush.

Newmania said...

Tee hee there are actually one or two constituencies with lots ofn criminals and it will make a real difference

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