Friday, January 18, 2008

The Full Brazilian

There is an amazing Survey in the Telegraph today which shows that more than half of women would leave their husbands if it were not for the money. 2000 Couples were surveyed and 59 % said they would leave if their financial future was assured. 37% were staying together only for the kids The survey was commissioned by Dewey Screwum and Howe ( Seddons) the Solicitors and I have no doubt they are trying to drum up business but it is still testimony to the unhappiness of the ordinary family under desperate pressure from taxes and Mortgages which is all they get from Brown’s “Growth
On the other hand maybe women are just fickle .The Sun has evidence that they can be
'It was Simon Branch's ultimate fantasy to watch his girlfriend have sex with another man. And after months of him trying to persuade her to give it a try, Jilly Marionette finally agreed. But his dream turned into a nightmare as she went on to DUMP him for the man he hired to have sex with her. The couple found £150-an-hour 18-year-old Brazilian Marco Vervez after trawling websites. Two hours later he knocked on their door - and within minutes Marco and Jilly were writhing on the bed as Simon watched amazed and delighted. But what he didn't know was that Jilly had fallen head over heels for her new lover' - The Sun.
So it would appear women want the kids , the money , no fat worried bloke boring them about possible redundancy and an eighteen year old expensive Brazilian lover to “squirm” with.
Put it like that and it all makes sense.

21 comments:

Mrs Smallprint said...

So it would appear men want the money, no fat worried wife boring them about looking after the kids and an eighteen year old expensive Brazilian lover to “squirm” with.
Put it like that and it all makes sense.

Newmania said...

These men of whom you speak sopund awful Mrs SP...glad I don`t know any

Philipa said...

Bollocks.

I'm in a Sitngray mood so go figure..

Screwum and Howe?? Yeah right, social political comment from Iznewmania.

Have you never NEVER figured this out N? The laws of the (roman occupation influenced) land detirmined that women could not gain equal rights in employment or housing. There were no State nurseries. There was no income support, and a woman getting a lease without a man going guarantor for her was unheard of even into the 70's. Only rich women could be divorced otherwise you were sleeping with the landlord. Newmania thinks this is all well and proper and women in seeking being treated like a human being instead of a servant or lesser mortal wounds scoiety and fractures the balance of happy Britain.

Now men have to shape up or ship out.

good.

The material point of the story above is that it took some persuasion to get the wife to fulfill the sordid and immoral sexual fantasy of the husband. Then the wife sought a monogamous relationship with her new lover, after being so badly dissapointed by her immoral let-down of an excuse for the husband. I'm not surprised she dumped the bastard. I'm just glad that she can...

Newmania said...

Ahem...her "new lover2 is a prostitute , bisexual , and continues to ply his trade in the midst of this new love

Philipa said...

Well, to quote the last line in 'Some Like It Hot' - "no one's perfect!"

David Davis said...

What a prat. What ordinary sane man would want to watch while his wife is fucked by someone else? I'm not surprised she left him, but if I was her then I would NOT have left with the pimp but with a tycoon of some sort, when one came along.

It's not surprising sometimes that the screaming Imams despise us so much. They must think we are weak in the head or something. For their position is that lots of women are for being shagged by ONE man, now THAT makes more sense.

So.......I would LOVE to shag some (mostly young of course) women I know, in front of my wife (it feels like the natural thing to do as I am a male hominid of the genus of Great Apes, in which there is appreciable sexual dimorphism and therefore some incidence of polygyny) but I know she would never agree so there's no point in even asking, and anyway we did make some sort of agreement not to get involved in that sort of thing, many years ago.

The guy in the story is still a sad prat.

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

Women lie shamefully over money, making out they're altrusitic when they're not.

lettersfromatory said...

And all of a sudden I begin to feel a little self-conscious.

Anonymous said...

People who enact such fantasies seem to me to be those trapped souls who, for whatever reason, subconsciously - or consciously - sabotage marriages or lives which they feel unable to get out of in any other way. How could it be otherwise when such conduct is almost certainly going to end up either with someone with a knife in their gizzard, or in serial infidelity or with one of the partners running off with someone else?

Gawd, I feel like an agony aunt. However the most useful thing I've learned from various marriages and partnerships is that many of us just don't have the psychological equipment to create a decent long term partnership. Worse than that, our bent antennae lead us to actually home in on the craziest potential partners. Why? I suppose because the majority of us grew up in families peopled by near lunatics - poor old beggers who themselves had grown up in madhouses - and we are conditioned and condemned to seek out such nutters for the rest of our lives.

Until the 1950s-60s, lack of money, the legal system and social taboos kept such inadequates (most of us, that is) safely confined in the prisons of our own homes and crazy communities. That was so clearly the best place for us. So, why, oh, why, did the flower children, those nascent nulab politicians such as Blair, Brown and Hain, plot a mass break out when it was so obviously bound to end in misery for all concerned?

Because they were the worst lunatics of all.

Newmania said...

What ordinary sane man would want to watch while his wife is fucked by someone else?

Only a Sun silly story but I must say that was excatly what I thought. I would rather drop dead

Newmania said...

Anon , that was a very interesting comment , especially I like the historical perspective . I `m not so down on fantasies as you though

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to condemn our poor, bewildered species with the above 10.44AM - forgot my blog name on that. It's my belief that we do the best we can with the pretty poor existential deal our human condition and consciousness has given us. And we have made progress.

Until around 100 years ago, the vast majority of people were poverty stricken farm workers or servants whose working week was twice to three times ours. For thousands of years, the people of these islands (and everywhere else) lived brutalised lives with no time or energy for education, pleasure or culture beyond a quick bonk or booze up at the annual village Fair.

This is what the Essex Chronicle said of life for the Essex farm labourer - give or take minor variations - was how the overwhelming majority lived during the 1860s:

"The lot of the Essex farm labourer is as bad as it can be. He works like a slave, lives like a pig and too often dies like a dog, with nothing to look forward to except an occasional debauch in the ale house and an old age of rheumatism and misery in the workhouse."

Life for the majority in towns was even worse, most small to medium sized farm owners/renters and many craftspeople ended up in poverty and the rich, powerful and well educated were few and far between.

We humans have had just a hundred years of progress against thousands of years of misery. Poor old, would-be civilised humanity is still in its infancy.

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

I'm not condemning either escapist or creative fantasy, n, far from it, it's one of humanity's survival tools and our spur to achievement. However, enacting the fantasy of your partner screwing someone else as you watch is, for most people I believe, just a negative way of getting out of or tolerating a dead relationship.

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

Yup, the husband in the story is a prat and you're an idiot DD for excusing yourself with that tired 'it's how we're made' cliche. Like women (such as your wife) never have sexual fantasies and what's all that rot about many women shagging one man making more sense? Honestly you do come out with some crap. Stay married DD, that's my advice ;-)

Ditto what Flo said. Sensible woman Flo.

Daisy said...

what women want (to be honest) is to be noticed for who we are...inside...appreciated for the things we are capable of...
i have always been independent financially and most of my marriage supported my husband so he could do what he needed to do to be the man he wanted to be...i only left him when he forgot about me...

Newmania said...

I have a feeling that this has been taken about twenty times as sriusly as I intended it to be . Well just so teres no doubt ,I don't really think women are all dreaful or anything of the sort.

( Although I do think the divorce laws in this country are a bit tough on men)

DAISY - What a shame , well some people just love themselves and nothing wil ever chnage that

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Life as a mermaid is much easier than all this! we lay piles of eggs on the coral reef and the mermen fertilise them. then we all go off and play water volley ball.

Newmania said...

Don`t waste your eggs Mermaid !

Lilith said...

My mother always told me "Never marry, and support yourself financially." Best advice she ever gave me. Cuts out all sorts of relationship complications.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 12:04 PM said...

Ditto what Flo said. Sensible woman Flo.



Thank you, Anon, very kind of you to say so.

Auntie Flo'

Newmania said...

My mother always told me "Never marry, and support yourself financially." Best advice she ever gave me. Cuts out all sorts of relationship complications.


Was she married ?

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