Monday, November 05, 2007

Great Coincidences

As coincidences go its not quite up there with Rose and Fred West meeting at the office Party..(“....really you too ...?”) but its still not bad . I walked out into the Farmers market in my new provincial paradise and ran straight into the Conservative Candidate for the area set to attack the fat Fraud Norman Baker , the sitting Lib Dem. His name is Jason Sugarman and he seemed like a thoroughly good sort .I will be playing a full part in combating the dastardly forces of Progressive hypocrisy the moment we have finished un packing.
Coming from Islington I will be able to remind them that their problems “Dog Poo and stray trolleys” , are nothing compared to gangland killings , terrifying estates and social atomisation.. There is a great deal about Lewes worth conserving , in particular from the Labour and Liberal support for mass immigration mostly onto their doorstep

It promises to be plenty of fun bating the local, hot house flower, Liberals . There are plenty of then about which you can tell by the home made soup and clothing shops as well as artists and assorted crustys littering the place up. I am going to watch the world famous Pope burning ceremony tonight by which the citizens of Lewes celebrate their heritage as freeborn Englishmen.

Meanwhile getting broad band, a working washing machine and a new season ticket are occupying my mental life.

8 comments:

Travis Bickle said...

Talking of great coincidences how strange that the head of MI5 is talking up the terrorist threat just before the Queen's Speech.

Philipa said...

So pleased you are finding something to get your political teeth into so quickly Paul - we did not expect anything less! Have you considered standing for election yourself? Honestly I think you would be fab - I might even vote for you if I could and wouldn't begrudge you a big fat pay packet one bit. Well, less than I begrudge the others anyway ;-)

I must say though that I've changed my mind a bit about John Redwood recently - I've been on his blog and his answeres (answers!) are informative and promising action in the house. Can't be bad. He's gone up in my opinion. Now, if we could just get you in Westminster....

Newmania said...

Do you think so TB....I hadn`t thought of that ..and now i do yes it is obvious.

Newmania said...

I lack the brains and the spare time Pip but i will probably get myself on the Council or something

Philipa said...

You do NOT lack the brains - good grief John Prescott was deputy leader of a party in government!

That's like saying a dolphin lacks the brains of a nearby slug. Or are you saying that to be selected by the Conservative party you have to be in the Notting Hill/Oxbridge set (or female and pretty) and to be selected by the Labour party you have to be a union man? Sadly you may have a point about stereotype selection.

mutleythedog said...

I am glad it is all going well Mr N. I would certainly vote for you - I would even deliver the odd leaflet...

Anonymous said...

Careful, n, Liberlism can be very seductive. Oh, gawd, I bet you end up wearing beard and sandals by the summer.

WELL...that's the daft stereotype you're always throwing at me Mr NewLibCon :)

Auntie Flo'

Newmania said...

I must say Flo they make a lovely jumper and ...usually seem to rather pleasant

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