Monday, October 15, 2007

What Kind Of Dick Is He ?



The subject of Brown’s personality is entirely valid as this is the only thing that has changed from the hugely unpopular Blair regime. He has made it the issue . As he is a weird obsessive who eats Lizards and digests them in a pouch down the left hand side of his face , it was unwise of him. I was wondering who he was most like


Richard The Third ?

Now is the winter of our discontent
made glorious summer by this son (or sun) of York

(The speech reveals Richard's jealousy and ambition, as his brother, King Edward the Fourth rules the country successfully. Richard is an ugly hunchback, describing himself as "rudely stamp'd" and "deformed, unfinish'd", who cannot "strut before a wanton ambling nymph." He responds to the anguish of his condition with an outcast's credo: "I am determined to prove a villain / And hate the idle pleasures of these days.")


Richard Nixon?

“……years of campaigning and losing had worn Nixon down. In an impromptu concession speech the morning after the election, Nixon famously blamed the media for favoring his opponent. At a post election press conference, a bitter Nixon lashed out at reporters who, he said "are so delighted that I have lost." He added:
“ For 16 years, ever since the Hiss case, you've had a lot of—a lot of fun—that you've had an opportunity to attack me and I think I've given as good as I've taken.....But as I leave you I want you to know—just think how much you're going to be missing. You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference. [5]”




I wont` say which I think is more Brown-like but I will say ‘ For god`s sake guard the Princes”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's something about swarthy politicians and despots isn't there? How could we even consider trusting blokes who look as though the triffid like lichen from the last cave they lived has taken root in their heart?

Agree with you on the princes. Watch out Wills and Harry, Lucifer's invaded yet another mortal... and he's coming for you. But we, your loyal subjects, will protect you both and our beloved country.

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

There's something about swarthy politicians and despots isn't there? How could we even consider trusting blokes who look as though the triffid like lichen from the last cave they lived has taken root in their heart?

Agree with you on the princes. Watch out Wills and Harry, Lucifer's invaded yet another mortal... and he's coming for you. But we, your loyal subjects, will protect you both and our beloved country.

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

I vow to thee, my country
all earthly things above
Entire and whole and perfect
the service of my love
The love that asks no question
the love that stands the test
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best
The love that never falters
the love that pays the price
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice

And there’s another country
I’ve heard of long ago
Most dear to them that love her most great to them that know
We may not count her armies
we may not see her King
Her fortress is a faithful heart her pride is suffering
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase
And her ways are ways of gentleness
and all her paths are peace

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

Dear Princess Di's favourite hymn. God bless her and her beloved boys - and see off the Scots Mafia

Auntie Flo'

Newmania said...

Thanks Flo ...I share your love of words and song

Blog Archive