Monday, October 15, 2007

Braveheart Broon Mocks English




Just off to support England ...what did you think ?




The RFU have confirmed Mac Broon of broon`s invite to the final. If he dares show his face can’t we get some alternative lyrics going ? He has no right to be there . He is not English and he detests rugby’s rural strongholds and lower middle England profile .

Swing low ,sweet Polls for Brown
Phoney Scots can run along home
Swing low sweet Polls for Brown
Phoney Scots can run along home

I looked over Gordon and what did I see
( Phoney Scots can run along home )
A fraud who` s trying to crucify me
(Phoney Scots can run along home )

Swing low .....etc.


There he stands the thieving jock
(Phoney Scots can run along home)
He`ll be cheering for the Boks
(Phoney Scots can run along home )

He slaps my back and steals my purse
Phoney Scots ....
The sight of him makes us play worse
Phoney Scots .....


The Pictish Horde once stole our sheep
( Phoney Scots ..
Now he turns up here to creep
( Phoney Scots


Thirty billion pounds in crates
( Phoney Scots
Bound for Gordon’s client State
( Phoney Scots

Swing low ,sweet Polls for Brown
Phoney Scots can run along home
Swing low sweet Polls for Brown
Phoney Scots can run along home

There must be more verses



12 comments:

Ed said...

Do you think Blair went ahead with devolution just to poison Brown's chalice?

Newmania said...

Nope he did it to save Labour in Scotland ....I do wonder about the EU treaty though

Nick Drew said...

Oh dear, Mr Mania, there may indeed be many verses ...

Gordon Brown the virgin
Came down from Cowdenbeath
And when he got to London
He made straight for Hampstead Heath

Singing

Balls to the English
Backs against the wall
If you’ve never met Peter Mandelson
You've never been spun at all


Neil Kinnock, he was there
Never lost for words ...


Tony and Cherie were there
They hardly knew their luck ...

First Nations said...

i thought i would stop by and let you know that the blinding glory that was your recent comment on Muttley's blog concerning pies vs the physical act of love has earned you ONE (1) free blowjob via the exquisitely trained mouth of your servant,
FirstNations.

ps
you are welcome.

Newmania said...

Um first nations I havea nasty feeling you may be a chap ...opr maybe I `m wrong and you are a girl with a tatooed arm

Yes I think i `ll stick on that

Newmania said...

Thanks Drew ....I fear you are still the laureate

Anonymous said...

Fabulous!

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

Fabulous!

Auntie Flo'

Anonymous said...

Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaaaaaafia
Coming for to steal our dough
Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaaaaafia
Gordon, you've got to go

Looked over Gordon and what did I see?
Coming after England's dough
A Scots Prime Minister stealing from me
Gordon, YOU'RE GONNA GO!!!

Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaaaaafia
ENGLAND WILL RISE AGAIN
Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaafia
Old England's gonna give you pain

Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaaaafia
Nulabour'S goin' to its grave
Swing low, Scots Maaaaaaaafia
AND RISE UP, YOU ENGLISH SLAVES!!!

Newmania said...

Scots Maaaaaaaaaafia


That really made me laugh Flo

Maaaaaaaaaafia indeed !

mutleythedog said...

Ms FN is a laydeeeee Mr Newman!! Ps yer post was cleverer than a bag of clever monkeys!!

Newmania said...

Tankee...I often play monkeys at scabble and win handsomely...so its all old nuts to me

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