Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Worship Homer



I saw that the Pagans were doing a rain dance in the hopes of washing away the Homer next to ancient Viagra man , who , in their moonbat way , they have decided is a God . Au contraire , say I the priapic early art stunt , is clearly a worthless piece of conceptual Tomfoolery . Homer Simpson on the other had is almost certainly a God with a highly developed religion .

The Philosophy of Homer

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! . I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. See ya soon! God bless those pagans.


Amen

15 comments:

Old BE said...

Nooooooo but Homer has caused offence to a recognised religious faction!

How dare they!

Croydonian said...

Check out the fun someone at b3ta has had with the image. It is also on the front page, top left corner at the moment.

Newmania said...

That is funny C....its always nice to see you , I notice you studiously avoid my boring old crap about poltics . Very wise,!

Jenny! said...

I hate the Simpsons!

lilith said...

I was amazed to see this picture of Homer next to Boyfriend this morning!

Newmania said...

Yes he is an impressive specimen Lillith .

Jenny why ? I thought you Americans all loved the Simpsons in fact i thought you all were the simpsons

Croydonian said...

Not true Mr N. The comment muse doesn't always clasp me to her breast.

Newmania said...

Ah now thats a problem I don`t have , i just run out of time !

Jenny! said...

I hate the Simpsons...we may all be disfunctional, but not cartoons!

Jenny! said...

I like South Park better!

Anonymous said...

Its just a coincidence that The Simpsons movie has just hit the cinemas... and Matt Groening is here sliming about the TV studios. I think he did it himself. With sperm.

Newmania said...

Tut tut Mutters the cream of America comes upon us and you are complaining

OK Jenny I accept you are real

Philipa said...

Show us yer willy Homey.

Anonymous said...

d00d, have you seen the rest of the plan?
http://raincoaster.com/2007/07/17/donuts-across-the-ocean/

Newmania said...

Easy one for me . I would enjoy sex with Phillipa and R is , as always an enigma

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