Friday, July 20, 2007

Stocks Down


TRAGIC news, — the stockings market has gone bottoms up. Sales of the sexy leg wear have dropped from five million pairs in 2002 to just three million last year. Yet passion-stifling footless tights and knee-highs are leaping off the shelves. This important Global development has been extensively covered in the Sun and the Telegraph and I cannot for the life of me work out why ? What about a Poll ,Tights V Stockings ? I have included some handy aide memoires for anyone thinking of saying tights

22 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I have been doing my best I need to buy at least six pairs a week in black for my act and another six pairs in black to send my dear friend Barbara Amiel, who has mysteriously run out of money...

istanbultory said...

Tragic news, indeed.
My heart bleeds for Barbara Amiel...

Newmania said...

I need a couople for robbing security vans when I am taxed out of business

Jenny! said...

You need to get laid Newmania...if you follow the stocks instead of fucking some girl wearing them!

Newmania said...

Say it how it is Jenny ...isn1`t that a permanent state anway ?

Jenny! said...

Newmania, you know I just like to bust your balls a bit!

Newmania said...

You do have an exciting way of speaking Jenny a[]you aren`t a gangsters Moll are you or anything ?

raincoaster said...

Well, man, what are you doing to help the stockings market? Just please stay away from the fishnets unless you wax properly.

Don't worry about Barbara Amiel: she saves all that money by not buying underwear, so she's got plenty left over for stockings.

Philipa said...

It's because it's so bloody cold!!

Newmania said...

Good point R . . I daresay you could write a treatise about erotically charged garments …. But do you “walk the walk “?. I expect so .


Phillipa …I have seen your legs and they were just made for stockings .. How could you !!

electro-kevin said...

I've gone off stockings to be honest. I don't know why, it just seems so hackneyed now

I just prefer a nicely waxed and lightly tanned pair of pins. In fact I'm really into bare legs, no knickers and white ankle socks as you well know. You can leave the trainers on too. Or maybe just a nice pair of heels - Mmmmm. But I'm still a leg man as ever :-)

E-K - the intellectual's blogger.

Jenny! said...

What is a gangsters moll?

Newmania said...

I agree EK actually they ahve lost their forbidden allure .. I `m getting into farmyard animals on that basis

Jenny Gangsters Moll is a the girlfriend of a Gangster. Such a perosn might be expected to 2 Bust Ya Balls" in a Mafia film

Are you Italian American?

Lilith said...

Those poor girls! The agonies they go through whilst waiting for breast reduction surgery! The girl in the red bra is contorted in pain..

electro-kevin said...

I think breast should be allowed to go free - Liberation for women ! is what I say, Lilith.

Lilith said...

It is hard to embarass my girl E-K but not wearing a bra will do it a treat!

Newmania said...

Post the pictures won`t you Lillith .... Can`t wait for the next picures !

Jenny! said...

No, I am not even a bit Italian! Pure breed WASP! But I could still bust some balls if needed!

Newmania said...

No Italisn in you eh . Would you like some ?

Jenny! said...

I do love me some Italian! Do you have anything to offer???

Newmania said...

`fraid not .Just pasty old English pudding I`m afraid .

Fills you up though

Jenny! said...

Newmania:
Empty calories taste the best!

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