Friday, March 23, 2007

Woolmer Murder


Theory A- Itwas a Cricket Loon

Theory B.....

Where is Poi rot ? We have been mulling over the Woolmer case this morning and this is the answer.

We think that Woolmer knew Pakistan , had thrown the game against Ireland and knew therefore that bribes had been taken ,. He must have had a shrewd idea about who was responsible and no doubt confronted them discreetly in recent days. Little did he know that with that meeting he had signed his own death warrant !!! Bum Bum BAAAAAAAAAA!

According to the paper there was no sign of struggle or forced entry so it must have been someone he knew. Given that the suspect is in the Pakistani team now it could be that if you were to watch them play now you will be looking into the eyes of a cold blooded killer , a man who can take another man’s neck in his hands and wring the life out of him

Bum Bum BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thursday, March 22, 2007 in Kingston, Jamaica. Pakistan cricketers were finger printed and interviewed on Thursday by police

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it was Colonel Mustard in the Lounge with the lead pipe...

Anonymous said...

Afridi always struck me as a bit shifty looking.

Newmania said...

You know my methods Mutley and Steven L ...APPLY THEM


Bum Bum BAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

Having said that the Irish are also notorious gamblers and race-fixers...

Anonymous said...

A new meaning to:

"It's just not cricket."

Wa wa wa waaaaaa....

(a similar sound to Bum Bum BAAAAAAA ! But comic rather than dramatic.)

Spent a day at the Oval watching groundsmen pulling tarpaulin back and forth in the rain. Only marginally less entertaining.

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