Thursday, March 22, 2007

Take the Dog Out


.Not since Cruella De Ville updated her entire Spring collection has life been so bad for our four legged friends. First of all they were overtaken by cats as the UK`s most popular pet and then their obesity was savagely lampooned when, this year , the first doggy diet pill was introduced. In Henley and west Berkshire, they are in the grip of a dog-napping epidemic. Animals are being targeted by gangs of dognappers prepared to use violence if confronted. Dogs stolen range from gundogs - Labrador and spaniels worth up to £3,000 - to prize-winning Jack Russells.
Crufts was under siege for cruel and unusual breeding practices , and the mutts everywhere are subject to the illiberal and utterly ineffective Dangerous Dogs Act.
Well it just got worse....................

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - Malaysian piracy syndicates are trying to assassinate two black labradors after the dogs helped find millions of dollars of fake DVDs and CDs, a report and officials said Thursday.Lucky and Flo sniffed out the discs during a raid by Malaysian officials Tuesday at an office tower in Johor Baru, the capital of Johor state.
"Sources informed the Ministry of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs that syndicate members are looking for the dogs," said the ministry’s enforcement assistant director, Firdaus Zakaria.
"The dogs are a genuine threat to the pirated disc syndicates, thus the instruction to eliminate them," he was quoted as saying in the New Straits Times.”

Foreigners eh ? When will they learn that dogs and cats are small furry people

7 comments:

electro-kevin said...

MUTLEY ... ????

Justin Hinchcliffe said...

http://www.10mg.nl/

Try!! Let me know how you got on!

mutleythedog said...

Thank you for your sympathy - sniffff. Today I got blog attacked for the first time. I guess you tough guys are used to that sort of thing, with your never ending and incomprehensible ideological battles but it has left me all of a quiver...

Newmania said...

Poor show Mutley...poor show

electro-kevin said...

I found that site a little weird, Justin. I didn't know whether it was an advert for Gillette razors or an incitement to kill cute toy doggies.

Dog-napping. An outrageous crime and often nothing to do with the value of the breed.

"It's not until one has a dog that one realises how closely bonded with them one becomes."

Prince Charles.

Newmania said...

Justin like Dogging does he ...no suprise there

Ms Smack said...

wow, going after the dogs? Thats ridiculous. I assume they're fiercely protected though, and in a way, they'll expose their nasty selves if they try which hopefully will being a conviction or two.

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