Golfing Terms

An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right.
A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer.
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole.
A Glen Miller - took to the air and was never seen again.
A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle.
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.
A New Labour - too much spin.
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again.
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't.
A Mark Bolan - Straight into the trees.
A Saddam - From one bunker to another.
A Luther Vandross - A bad stroke.
A John Lennon - An unexpected shot.
A Wayne Rooney - Ugly but effective.
Dr David Kelly - Went into the woods and never came out.