Monday, September 20, 2010

Golfing Terms

An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right.
A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer.
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole.
A Glen Miller - took to the air and was never seen again.
A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle.
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.
A New Labour - too much spin.
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again.
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't.
A Mark Bolan - Straight into the trees.
A Saddam - From one bunker to another.
A Luther Vandross - A bad stroke.
A John Lennon - An unexpected shot.
A Wayne Rooney - Ugly but effective.
Dr David Kelly - Went into the woods and never came out.


James Higham said...

Princess Margaret?

apricotfox said...

Nice one.

Anonymous said...

For most serious golfers, all these are as old as Enid Blyton !!

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