Thursday, February 11, 2010

If Only He Was Gay ...

. Hopi is getting shirty about the suggestion that Brown is gay ( not mine actually ) I fear he is about to blow a fuse so I shall comment here :

Ok , (not ) gay Gordon , had one or two girlfriends when he was very young and subsequently lived the as what they used to call a “ confirmed bachelor “ until he was 49.Normal ?If you like. He married the “Only woman he has ever loved “ one Sarah McCauley after a lightning romance which including an intimate Dinner date staged (allegedly) by Charlie Whelan.Sarah McCauley`s PR firm sported Labour blue blood Julia Hobsbawm, and was dependent on Geoffrey Robinson( via the New Statesman ) and the British Council.(ie the Treasury )Make of it what you will , it probably is outrageous to suggest Politicians get married to complete their CV`s . Ok then they never do , it was that naughty Cupid lurking where you least expect him , quite sweet really . Honestly if he was a red blooded poof I would join him on a Pride March .Appearing not to be human at all is what worries me. Do you like him Hopi ? You forgot to say ….. … fancy a long road trip with the Uncle Gord do you ?

7 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

He's definitely gay. The BBC once showed footage of him running up some stairs in slow motion (just for dramatic effect) and he runs just like a little girl, it's downright embarrassing.

The funny thing is, in this day and age, nobody minds if you're gay, it's the fact he's trying to cover it up that is sickening.

Bill Quango MP said...

He can't be gay. No one that depressing could ever be considered gay.

Auntie Flo' said...

Sarah apparently had a thick file on Gordon before she met him.

I don't give a fig what the clown's sexual preferences are. Though, perish the thought as it's far too horrible to contemplate, I do somehow see him as being into dominatrix stuff, you know stiletto up his nose, that sort of thing. Oh, and Brown sucking on a baby's dummy.

Auntie Flo' said...

Didn't Brown once say that he certainly does understand the English...why, he even married one of them.

Auntie Flo' said...

But, of course, Gordon was fibbing again:

"Sarah [Macaulay] and Gordon are a match made in Scotland. She too comes from a line of rectitudinous Scots, with a family history of public duty. "Her grandfather was a knighted Scots missionary," says Peter York. "...

She was born in 1963; her father Iain [a Scot] was a publisher and her mother Pauline a teacher. Sarah's early years were spent in Fife"

The Cat said...

Does he meet up for summits with Vladimir Putin?

Newmania said...

ha ha ... some commendably malicious stuff . I was out with some gay frineds last night ...ooo the tales thye had to tell me about his holidays

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