Friday, December 04, 2009

Oh the Shame


Poor poor Tiger eh how embarrassing . God if I had to face the world when they knew my super model wife had belted me with my multiple championship winning club because I had had several equally stunning women , I would just die of shame.
How does he sleep ?
On a soft downy bed of money my friends.

7 comments:

Bill Quango MP said...

If only I had the skill to mash a GTA IV youtube with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09.

Auntie Flo' said...

"How does he sleep ?"


Wonderfully, I'd say, on the biggest pillow of oxytocin you've ever seen :O)

Philipa said...

Excellent post, Newms. He might have deserved a hard time but when I saw this news item I really was sickened. What an utterly selfish bastard. He should be flogged and then put in the stocks till he rots.

Newmania said...

Hallo Flo and P ...I shall review thev reasons for his flogging at some point today (seems a bit harsh to me ?)

circus monkey said...

By the sound of things, actually sleeping would have been the cheaper option

Philipa said...

I just can't get over it. WHAT an utterly selfish prick. He gave his wife AIDS so he could have sex because he is HIV+. He's on his own now though isn't he? The stupid stupid stupid selfish bastard. In a prison cell. If ever there was an argument to bring back crucifxion.

Newmania said...

There is something peculiarly sinister about that I must admit . Oh alright them lets nail him up

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