Two Elections ?

The Polls show Brown is down but nowhere near out . I have been plagued with anxiety to the point where I have gone to the local wise woman for a reading . It was a strange and troubling experience .The old woman is seen only in silhouette at times she twitches then shrieks all the while feverishly hurling bones around a wooden bowl. An assistant interprets …
“ She sees strange things ..terrible things . She sees the Conservative Party getting by far the largest popular vote in the UK ,a landslide in England ,but losing . She sees Brown ,so wounded, so feeble ,an old bear beset with fierce dogs .Public sector cuts, tax rises, interest rate hikes, strikes, England ungovernable, the Union collapsing , the IMF in, and if not the plug pulled on our borrowing . The administration forced to seek a mandate , .. And then….”
“ Two elections you mean !!?”
“ Yes two elections …but unless you cross her palm with your credit card you tight-wad that’s all she seeing today”