Monday, March 16, 2009

Conservative Conspiracy


There is evidence that the Tax Payers Alliance is sympathetic to the right . OMG ! See here , how Sundar Katwala ,one the of the Nations top sleuths , followed the bread crumbs ...
We had best enjoy his full fatuous post before it is taxed on the minimum amount per units of stupidity basis . I look forward to ....
Fire brigade drop neutrality to fire!
Doctors accused of sham equidistance between health and sickness!
Exposed ! The conspiracy between Police and the Law abiding.
Pest Control abandon negotiations with cockroaches
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Thankfully the lord`s priceless gift of laughter is still free but I fear a full travel plan for voyages into the imbecilic may soon be required . 'Institutional anti drowning bias 'discovered in RNLI , ...anyone ?Fancy....

8 comments:

Bill Quango MP said...

Setting up a left wing think tank. Brilliant idea.
Just get some directors, some appointees, researchers, offices, a split off of part of the investigation into a quango. Another set of people to create a protest/charity movement. 'Taxspenders alliance' or some such. Then some press officers, media consultants, banking facilities, expenses, managers, stationary, office equipment, vehicles and a few special privileges to examine data sources and some foreign trips to see how Cuba/Angola/ Australia tackle the issues..
Hmmm.. might some significant funding. .. where could the left get this sort of serious money from.
Need some people who wouldn't notice what had happened as it wasn't reported..hmmm.. take it from sort of all consuming umbrella organisation..hmmmm.
Any idea Newmania?

Newmania said...

'Taxspenders alliance'

Genius !

Feel a bit stupid though , you could be talking about the EU , the GLA the RDA`s but I feel you have soemthing in particular in mind

Bill Quango MP said...

Yes. All of them.

The Cat said...

Are banker scum going to join the Taxspenders' Alliance, or are they happy sticking with their right-wing pals?

Newmania said...

Would you like to let them rot Cat ...I `m tempted , the Labour Party sadly are not

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Publicans accused of promoting alcoholism, tobacconists cause cancer, swimming pool lifeguard touched girl during rescue.

This one is real. Man who attacked and injured his GP upon arrest demanded to know " what happened to Dr./patient confidentiality then ?"

Newmania said...

Nice work 'Its Either'

Newmania said...

Nice work 'Its Either'

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