Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Marina Pepper One Last Time


Marina Pepper now and back in the day....time is so cruel

Some gems in Private Eyes Rotten Boroughs section today These are my favourites :

Lifetime award for contribution to my personal gaiety : Goes to the sadlly deposed Marina Pepper from our very own Lewes . The green loon , page three girl of yore, and white witch was on typically fruity form discussing the meagre advantages of global warming“ I wear no under wear beneath my short cotton skirt “...mmmmmm. Its getting hot in here !
Quotes of the Year -Plymouth Tory Councillor Andy Fox during a discussion about a parking place
“ Fuck Off you slag!”
Labour Councillor Doreen Jones spying two Green objectors to a proposed new pipeline at Cilfrew S Wales –“ Here comes twit and twat “
Special prize for Tory bigot of the year goes to Ted Pateman of South Cambridge –“There are all sorts of wogs here – I don’t differentiate between them, but treat them all as if they were English”...almost as if they were English eh,...thats nice .
( Pateman 79 had to resign)
Of course Councillors will never quite have the √©lan of show people . After my long boring excavation of women’s issues rightly ignored by Phillipa its about time we listened to an expert ...
Celine Dion telling us about the way a man and a woman are
“ I had an image once about what a man is and what is a woman. The man is the tree .He’s big he’s beautiful, he moves the leaves , makes the shadow , and we like to hug him.. the root of the tree is the woman. Without roots we won’t survive . We feed him , make him look good , preserve him, but it takes two together to make the tree healthy.. The man can take the spotlight but only with the woman behind him. For me , it’s the tree of life .”.......
You could probably get a degree studying the psychology of that. I don’t know though, it was in Pseuds corner ,but is there something in that for all its obvious chortlesome qualities ?

11 comments:

electro-kevin said...

Marina Pepper looks better now IMHO.

I'm a bit partial to the older woman - they have a certain allure, "C'mere, Gladys - get yer teeth out."

Philipa said...

Ouch! :-)

EK - what did she have her teeth in, prey?

N - Marina did have tempting breasts, bet they just the same as they ever were :-) a brisk walk and they'd bounce like two puppies after a ball.

Lilith said...

Oath, Newmsie! You's quoting Celine Dion?

Travis Bickle said...

Are those genuine Liberal Democrat breasts?

They certainly look like they could sit on a fence.

Newmania said...

Hi Lillith, I `m rater partila to Celine dion actually

TB- Very good , she is a one is she not

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I would like to take the Tree of Life, and hang Celine Dion from it. She gives us half-canucks a bad name, the horse-faced deep fried cheese eating surrender monkey supporter.

Newmania said...

half Canuck eh... I quite like her Merm...I mean her voice .She is dippy as a carefully prepared selection of mashed avocado and spicy jams laid out at a Party with crudité arranged artfully around them though.

Geddit

electro-kevin said...

Celine Dion once had very bad teeth before she visited an orthadontist.

There is also a French woman called Selina Dijon - though she can't sing as well as Celine she is renowned for her powerful farts.

Newmania said...

EK there appears to be a homicidal maniac pictured in the top right of your comment . I spilt my coffee ,...is this wise ?

mutleythedog said...

Oh no. I am rootless...

Newmania said...

Rootless is that what we wouild call " A bum" Mutley ?

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