Some gems in Private Eyes Rotten Boroughs section today These are my favourites :
Lifetime award for contribution to my personal gaiety : Goes to the sadlly deposed Marina Pepper from our very own Lewes . The green loon , page three girl of yore, and white witch was on typically fruity form discussing the meagre advantages of global warming“ I wear no under wear beneath my short cotton skirt “...mmmmmm. Its getting hot in here !
Quotes of the Year -Plymouth Tory Councillor Andy Fox during a discussion about a parking place
“ Fuck Off you slag!”Quotes of the Year -Plymouth Tory Councillor Andy Fox during a discussion about a parking place
Labour Councillor Doreen Jones spying two Green objectors to a proposed new pipeline at Cilfrew S Wales –“ Here comes twit and twat “
Special prize for Tory bigot of the year goes to Ted Pateman of South Cambridge –“There are all sorts of wogs here – I don’t differentiate between them, but treat them all as if they were English”...almost as if they were English eh,...thats nice .
( Pateman 79 had to resign)
Of course Councillors will never quite have the élan of show people . After my long boring excavation of women’s issues rightly ignored by Phillipa its about time we listened to an expert ...
Celine Dion telling us about the way a man and a woman are
“ I had an image once about what a man is and what is a woman. The man is the tree .He’s big he’s beautiful, he moves the leaves , makes the shadow , and we like to hug him.. the root of the tree is the woman. Without roots we won’t survive . We feed him , make him look good , preserve him, but it takes two together to make the tree healthy.. The man can take the spotlight but only with the woman behind him. For me , it’s the tree of life .”.......
You could probably get a degree studying the psychology of that. I don’t know though, it was in Pseuds corner ,but is there something in that for all its obvious chortlesome qualities ?
“ I had an image once about what a man is and what is a woman. The man is the tree .He’s big he’s beautiful, he moves the leaves , makes the shadow , and we like to hug him.. the root of the tree is the woman. Without roots we won’t survive . We feed him , make him look good , preserve him, but it takes two together to make the tree healthy.. The man can take the spotlight but only with the woman behind him. For me , it’s the tree of life .”.......
You could probably get a degree studying the psychology of that. I don’t know though, it was in Pseuds corner ,but is there something in that for all its obvious chortlesome qualities ?
11 comments:
Marina Pepper looks better now IMHO.
I'm a bit partial to the older woman - they have a certain allure, "C'mere, Gladys - get yer teeth out."
Ouch! :-)
EK - what did she have her teeth in, prey?
N - Marina did have tempting breasts, bet they just the same as they ever were :-) a brisk walk and they'd bounce like two puppies after a ball.
Oath, Newmsie! You's quoting Celine Dion?
Are those genuine Liberal Democrat breasts?
They certainly look like they could sit on a fence.
Hi Lillith, I `m rater partila to Celine dion actually
TB- Very good , she is a one is she not
I would like to take the Tree of Life, and hang Celine Dion from it. She gives us half-canucks a bad name, the horse-faced deep fried cheese eating surrender monkey supporter.
half Canuck eh... I quite like her Merm...I mean her voice .She is dippy as a carefully prepared selection of mashed avocado and spicy jams laid out at a Party with crudité arranged artfully around them though.
Geddit
Celine Dion once had very bad teeth before she visited an orthadontist.
There is also a French woman called Selina Dijon - though she can't sing as well as Celine she is renowned for her powerful farts.
EK there appears to be a homicidal maniac pictured in the top right of your comment . I spilt my coffee ,...is this wise ?
Oh no. I am rootless...
Rootless is that what we wouild call " A bum" Mutley ?
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