Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Tits and Asp... (?)




Heres a story from the Independent from 8.4.06

“ All the money in the world won`t help a man if he hasn`t got a pert bottom” This was based on something in New Scientists and therefore must be true .

I must do more clenching exercises
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A day or two ago I saw more scientific evidence that women with shapely curves were preferred by men not only for their child bearing properties but because they tend to be cleverer. Its a bit of an embarrassing metro-sexual admission but I do find a woman’s mind irresistible. Mind you I would not throw gemma Atkinson out of bed for eating crackers either. Poor thing her mighty assets seem to have got her in trouble .This may be the only thing she has in common with Lord Ashcroft currently struggling with his non domiciled (?) tax status as a Lord . Never mind lord Coen is drifting our way I see ...




'Gemma Atkinson is facing double trouble in the jungle because of her lovely 34E boobs. TV bosses are worried they will land her in danger with the poisonous snakes and spiders crawling in camp. They have warned all the stars that they "must see their feet at all times".

'This is because if the celebs do not look where they tread in the rainforest, they could step on a venomous snake or disturb a deadly spider and get bitten. However they fear former Hollyoaks babe Gemma, 22, could end up in hospital because of her huge breasts. They are concerned she will not be able to see her feet' - The Daily Star.

3 comments:

Philipa said...

On the ground I'm not obliged to say anything I am making no comment whatsoever.

But 'scientific evidence'? You mean the Daily Mail? Sounds like one of theirs.

Newmania said...

New Scientist

electro-kevin said...

With Gordon Brown's stealth tax on petrol I do enough buttock clenching thank you very much.

We buy oil in dollars right ? With the current exchange rate being so good the price should be going down surely.

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