Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Oh I wish....


Oh I wish I could be a top Blogger
I post every day, I `m a slogger
I plead and I grin
I berate Gordon’s spin
.. and point out what the faults of Nick Clog are

Why can`t the blogasphere see
All the fabulous things about me
I `m happy and gay
Although not in that way
Perhaps, I `m just dull , could it be ?

So why can`t I be Iain Dale
But then what would the hot seat entail
Giving up life?
Say goodbye to the wife
Its almost like taking the veil


So I think I `ll just trundle along
More gibbering chimp than King Kong
I`ll shout and I `ll chatter
I `ll laugh, does it matter?
I `ve probably got it all wrong !

Still I would like to have some more time
Have nationals dissecting each line
But on days like today
I `ve got nothing to say
So I `ve hidden it under a rhyme

(oops)

4 comments:

mutleythedog said...

But its a very good rhyme to hide under Mr. N.. When I have nothing to say - which is about 99% of the time I just make up rubbish to!!

Philipa said...

You ARE a top blogger.

Newmania said...

ha ha

Anonymous said...

I second that, philipa, newmania, you ARE a top blogger...and just to prove it, a song posted to Iain's and Devil's Kitchen's sites...


Now I'm a English wo/man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think
That the EU stinks!
Yes I'm an English wo/man.

When we meet in the local hall
"Independence!" is the call
With a hell of a shout
Gordon's out
And the English have a ball.

Gord, you don't get me I'm part of England
You don't get me I'm part of England
You don't get me I'm part of England
Till the day I die, till the day I die.

As an English wo/man I'm wise
To Broon's spin and lies
And I don't get fooled
By the EU's rules
'Cause I always read between the lines.

And we English will get our way
We'll have our freedom back one day
No ID cards
No gatso guards
This what I say.

Gord, you don't get me I'm part of England
You don't get me I'm part of the England
You don't get me I'm part of England
Till the day I die, till the day I die.

Since EU and Gord appeared
We're a surveillance state, I fear
But we've got the power
To make England ours
Every day of the year.

So though I'm a working wo/man
I can ruin the government's plan
Newmania's rag
And the sight of our flag
Makes me a superwo/man.

Gord, you don't get me I'm proud of England
You don't get me I'm proud of the England
You don't get me I'm proud of England
Till the day I die, till the day I
die


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