Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Abu Hamster



Terrorists are crawling out of the woodwork

26 comments:

Jenny! said...

Is his furry little penis holding the end of that automatic weapon?

Newmania said...

Thats what I use my fury little penis or Jenny..doesn`t everyone ?

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
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Newmania said...

..Thanks , I can also bend it into shapes , eg.a sausage dog . I had a plan to do this at children`s Parties once but for some reaons it went down quite badly ...

Newmania said...

..Thanks , I can also bend it into shapes , eg.a sausage dog . I had a plan to do this at children`s Parties once but for some reaons it went down quite badly ...

Nick Drew said...

Balloons do that, eventually

Mountjoy said...

Squeak!

Newmania said...

Nick...Oh thats what they said ..damn

Mountjoy , reminds me of the bestulaity joke , I `d have got away with it except the pig squealed

Stan!! said...

Newms (as the ladies call him),
The evil doers are all around us...
Some of them just happen to be furrier than others.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
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Anonymous said...

Hamsters are suprisingly intelligent creatures, so I think you should send this one to Iain Dale with a message.

Iain claims that to stop expansion of BAA's three largest airports in UK, Heathrow, Gatwick and Stansted, is to transfer crucial business overseas which the UK economy cannot afford to lose.

Yet we know this is an entirely fallacious argument, that the government, like all EU governments, pumps £billions of taxpayer subsdies into the uniquely priviledged aviaton industry in the form of £42 billion worht of tax and VAT exemptions and exemptions from polluter pays laws which all other industries are forced to abide by.

However, it becomes even more fallacious when we consider that those three airports don't belong to BAA or a UK company.

BAA and it's airports Heathrow, Stansted and Gatwick were bought out by the Spanish *CONSTRUCTION* group, Ferrovial in 2006.

Through their subsidiary, Amey, they have a LOT of high value UK public service contracts repairing and replacing UK's infrastrucure such as roads - projects which obviously increase where there is airport expansion and related housing development.

So, the UK taxpayer is effectively pumping tax and statutory exemptions worth c £43 billion - and rising - into a SPANISH aviationcompany which incurs for UK a substantial balance of payments deficit in respect of aviation tourism and damages our environment and our - unsubsidised - domestic tourist industry.

Nulab and Iain say, expansion of aviation means jobs and we need jobs.

But that claim, like so many of nulab's, is surely mired in muddy and illogical circularity.

Why do we so desperately need to create these Mickey Mouse jobs? To get people off the dole, they tell us. So, why then do we need to encourage a couple of million overseas workers to migrate here? Because we're so desperately short of workers, they tell us.

BUT WHY?

To stimulate local jobs, businesses and economies, they tell us, using airport expansion as a catalyst.

And we've created 660,000 mickey mouse jobs so far - at the cost of jeapordising our environment, our health and a million jobs in unsubsidised domestic tourism.

I know what you're thinking. Wouldn't a flat tax cost £42 billion and stimulate real jobs and real businesses.

But don't be so ridiculous, n, that would throw all of nulab's regeneration etc quango chums out of work, save us a fortune for real expansion projects such as prison building and pay for more real jobs such as police on the beat, and wouldn't it - and we wouldn't want that would we?

For, most horrendous of all, n, start chipping away at nulab's fantasy airport expansion case and fantasy demand figures and the excuse to dump 200,000 houses in the M11 corridor and even more around Heathrow evaporates - and along with them the case for uncontrolled migration, nepotistic regeneration quangos and the crumbling fortress nulab begins to evaporate too.

Auntie Flo'

electro-kevin said...

That animal looks fur-ious.

Newmania said...

Newms has not got the edgey groove of mania but is in fact what I am called in real life ...sigh,.... the truth will out ...

Newmania said...

Folo din`t you notice i have already replied al a Flo. I went through all of you previous materila and got it down to as digestible a lump as I could.

Newmania said...

The classic EK

Newmania said...

I think it was a natural aversion that saved me from being molested.


Yes but you are a very big girl now mermaid...

Stan!! said...

Newmsie,
I nearly got blown up by Al Quaida once. To this day, I've never forgiven them.

Lilith said...

All hamsters in the world are descended from one mother and three fathers.

Lilith said...

bloody brillian pic

Ed said...

Freddie Starr ate my Hamza!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Yes but you are a very big girl now mermaid...


when I want comments about my weight, I'll ask the Hitch...

Newmania said...

newmsie ...yes the scent of the harem folows you constantly nowadays Stan it is a cloying a soul corrupting sweetness I fear.( AS I do all change )

Did you I suppose we all did I was working yards from the Tube station that got hit ..does that count ..


hi Lillith thought you were camping ..



Oh very good Ed


Well mermaid judging by your now sadly deleted picture you are quite a babe so I `m sure you can stand a little fatism

Travis Bickle said...

Stop this now!

Mrs Bickle will not be pleased when Ms Smith appears on TV in floods of tears announcing ID cards and ASBOs for hamsters is the way to make us all safe!

Lilith said...

I am back Newmie. Did I ever tell you that you are brilliant?

Newmania said...

Ho -de ho Lillith....

Hi TB I have been reading your swashbuckling incursions on Dale

Hamster Care said...

Wasn't the US Government training dolphins to be assassins? I think we should start with hamsters too!

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