Thursday, July 12, 2007

Mrs. Draper Serves a Mugging For Breakfast


What on earth got into Kate Garroway this morning?! The unexceptionable clothes horse that blandly wafts me through my coffee ( after my run and Porridge ) , was attacking poor defenceless David Cameron like a rabid hound . Again and again she interrupted him , not when he was waffling which he rarely does , but when he was reasonably trying to give his view of her altogether silly questions . Her fixed point of view was something like , its all very well moaning but Gordon’s in charge now and he has to make these decisions . I have noticed recently that the prevailing left wingery of the British Socialist Broadcasting Company does non stop at the levy ,it floods straight over into the independent sector . Confusing? Not really. Large companies operating with government licences are, if anything, more beholden to the state than their direct employees.

Interestingly there was some evidence of coaching. David Cameron quite correctly pointed out that everything Gordon Brown has presented as new is in fact the result of up to ten years development and has already been announced. He also quite correctly commented that the supposed cabinet government did not apply to cancelling the Super Casino . In leapt the rabid bimbo ,her fangs bared ! “Aha” she cried “So you complain when its new and you complain when its old , he can’t win. !”.
In fact this remark was a dumfounding non sequitur which clearly puzzled Boy David , heroically maintaining his sang froid . It is however a view expressed in the New Statesman and it is a view we might expect one Derek Draper to hold .
Taking little interest in the News of the Screws I have Mrs N to thank for this insight....

Kate Garroway is of course, Mrs D ( For Derek) Draper .

Derek Draper has a ignoble pedigree of flunkyism and fellow travelling. Employed for years by Peter Mandelson, He became a lobbyist and set up the New Labour organization Progress. He is reckoned to be one of the brains ( cough ) behind New Labour. . In 1999, he was working as a lobbyist for GPC Market Access, and in this position he got involved in the usual Labour sleaze concening business access and influence. As an Express journalist Draper was allegedly receiving prior notice of important Government decisions. It was also alleged that he was able to have an undue influence on Government decisions. by an Observer journalist, Greg Palast.. Draper was much derided for his boast that "There are 17 people who count in this government. And to say I am intimate with every one of them is the understatement of the century." Dezzy boy himself having gone nuts when he lost his preening right and now he writes weedy gruel about therapy in the Mail.

What did the famille Draper chat about over breakfast this morning I wonder? It seems highly likely that this amiably fatuous presenter was wound to a pitch by her lefty loon husband . There have been signs of his influence of late locally . Kate was involved in a fracas at the Town hall about an extension for which they did not have planning permission. Naturally the Drapers feel themselves above the law and have claimed celebrity immunity with much wailing and weeping. They live in what is called the millionaire square in Islington , the largest patch of undisturbed mouthwatering Georgian property in London . Prices there are eight times the level of the Caledonian Road Estate some yards away. It was then , in these salubrious surroundings that Kate and her Loon Lefty burn out basket case persuaded themselves that they were , between them ,serious journalists and decided to try to mug David Cameron. Naturally it did not work but what a complete fool the bimbo made of herself . I hope there will be some disciplinary action . I shall be complaining later today. My suspicion is that Draper is trying any means he can to Brown nose and his recent creeping bears it out .

“Former Labour “insider” Derek Draper ultimately defended Brown’s suitability for PM; his behaviour was merely part of his strategy to secure the premiership. Now he was assured of the job, Brown would calm down a bit”
Draper wants back in and Kate wants to help they should leave their canoodling at home if the Leader of the Conservative Party is going to be interviewed with the grace and intelligence ogf a Grange Hill pupil protesting about uniforms

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surprised you can bear to watch GMTV, quite frankly. It makes my blood boil.

The Hitch said...

I neither watched that nor read much of your post , but I would shag Kate Garaway , just to piss derek off would be reason enough.

"Derek , its over , I have met a wonderful man , he may be racist , a fascist and an all round bastard but he has a massive cock , but I know that deep down he has a heart of gold and can change"

I would of course ring him in the middle of the night and play him recordings of me taking kate to the heights of excstasy.

Jenny! said...

She's a fiesty cute girl!

electro-kevin said...

And E-K from behind while you're at it, Hitch.

Newmania - I'd forgotten what a class act you are. Good political analysis and such style.

You make me doubt my sexuality sometimes. I worry, I really do worry.

As for politics young man ? Oh let's forget it ... for the night is young.

electro-kevin said...

Jenny is worth visiting for some fantastic and uplifting pictures.

Newmania said...

Thanks EK I will .... Thankyou for your frankabnanalysis of my effort Hitch ...too bloody long and boring . I f I had the tiem I`d cut down

JENYY

Whata babe ....

The Hitch said...

you want me to do you from behind ek? )+:

The Hitch said...

thats an ek clone(i fucking hope)
i also have a pretty good idea who it is (i hope)

Newmania said...

No I think that is EK being amusing Hitch

Arthurian Legend said...

In around 1994-95 I spent several days working for Draper in Mandelson's office, I'm ashamed to say...

Newmania said...

...and I bet Mandy just loved you !

Lilith said...

You have rum and porridge for breakfast Newmania? That explains a lot. I prefer honey on mine.

Newmania said...

Run Lillith. oops .


"I prefer honey on mine."

I bet you do mmmmmmmmmmmm. Its nive with Porridge I mean

electro-kevin said...

Hitch - nooo! You got the visualisation all wrong there.

I was thinking Garroway sandwich ? Capiche ???

What were you thinking, man !

:-)

(Will tone down the innuendo now Newmania)

Newmania said...

I thought it was funny EK

Jenny! said...

Electro Kevin:
So you come to my blog to whack off to the pictures??? Sweet!

Newmania:
Right back at ya!

electro-kevin said...

Only the ones of you, Jenny.

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