Thursday, April 19, 2007

Anyway back to me ...

http://www.libdemvoice.org/almost-bestially-stupid-top-torys-verdict-on-islington-residents-677.html

Oh dear look what trouble I am in and this was all started by a friend of mine who I thought had cocked up the documentation so we did not compete in Mildmay ward. Knowing he would be reading Dale ,when I was reminded that despite a superb effort we had failed to contest Mildmay I commented …jovially as follows……

Newmania on Dale

“I have to confess that the denizens of Mildmay [a ward in Islington] are almost bestially stupid . There is not a lot you can do with them…they live from road kill and sleep under Newspaper.”

……meaning my chums in the Conservative Party. The Lib Dum Voice however somehow picked it up and decided that it was evidence of nebulous hatred for the Mildmay residents in general .Dizzy Croydonian Hunter and a couple more alerted me to the outrage and I was able top put Mark Pack ( -aging) straight.

“Oh for Christ’s sake you po-faced twerp I meant our lot who lost the papers .It was what is called a ‘joke’ and was directed at my good friends who cocked it up.
I wonder where you come from I really do. Somewhere there must be a vat into which they pour sanctimonious ness , creep juice ,bad haircuts and dishonesty. Infuse with irrelevance allow to fester and serve with a sauce of dreary censoriousness
Bon appetit
Shudder “


Some amusing banter ensued and that you might think would be the end of that . Oh no, we reckon without the spite and /or staggering lobotomised crass conformism of the Liberal Party . Would you believe that they took this quote , despite knowing they had misunderstood , and sent it to the Tribune whose editor Peter Gruner called me up for a word. Its hysterical. They have statements from various of the Liberal Councillors , where oh where do they dig them up ?Anyway Peter and I had a good laugh about it and I am, looking forward to the coverage.

Why is it that Liberals are personally so unbearable ?I disagree with them about almost everything but its something more visceral than that. They are class creep the tell tale , the scab , the traitor . That malodorous compound of wounded pride and prissy presumption that follows them around is to me ..disgusting before a word is spoken.


..and Cameron wants to be a Liberbal Conservative ?

11 comments:

mens sana said...

This is absolutely classic Liberal Democrat stuff. Most recently South Cambs Lib Dems have forced a huge furore over some admittedly very Ill considered comments by an Independent Councillor by taking offence about a year after the remark was made. I'm afraid lying, misquoting and taking out of context is their stock in trade. The good news is people seem to be beginning to wake up to it

PS thanks for the tip about the Blue Summer Suite - see my comment HERE

Justin Hinchcliffe said...

Mark Pack, to quote President Bush, is a major league arsehole! He can't help being one ugly son a of a bitch, but he's homourless, spiteful and a general pin-up for a dart board! Bet he was a snitch at school!

Newmania said...

Yes but this is so silly thasts its fun Justin. I can`t get a really good spleen going

Justin Hinchcliffe said...

Will you be able to sleep, Mr. N?

Newmania said...

....Maybe theres a bloody unconmfortable pea a few mattresses down that been giving me some gyp though.

Ellee said...

Mens Sana has it in one, that Lib Dems grab at any straw they can, but we know you better than that.

Raedwald said...

Oh, how I chuckled when I read this earlier - you have a wonderful way with words, Mr N, and sow damnation and confusion amongst the libdem pointy-heads as they try to deconstruct the concept of humour using a Marxian analysis

Newmania said...

...eeerm yes that what I am doing .( Am I? )

WE are having some fun i must admit ...god they are unbearable

Chris Paul said...

I have commented at the paper:

This seems like a storm in a tea cup. Remember Lib Dem Jody Dunn and her "drunk, flanked by an angry dog, or undressed" jibe at the people of Hartlepool? Well here in Manchester Chorlton we've had a local candidate caught calling the local people "bastards" as in "none of the bastards will open the door to me" talking on his mobile, probably to the local LD MP John Leech. The Tories are forever bitching about their local organisations. Iain Dale and others have attacked their Scottish colleagues for example. I am a Labour member and blogger and from my point of view Lib Dems are by far and away the ones with the LEAST POLITICS and the LOWEST OPINION of the voters.
http://chrispaul-labouroflove.blogspot.com/2007/04/chorlton-paul-ankers-godfather-writes.html

Newmania said...

Much as I dislike the Laboue Party i wouild agree that the Lib Dums are the ones who depsise the voters and especially working claass voters most.

Its a load of bollocks really but I will of course make them pay anmd demand an apology.

Newmania said...

I didn1t knwo they had L:abour Bloggers by the way. Well I know one

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