Over the years I have acquired a number of silly titles, Associate Director ,Director of Marketing and Broker Manager, my current handle, which can be loosely translated as grand poo-bar of feck all . ( I have a good uniform though see pic )
It is suddenly clear to me that I have been aiming to low .I read that
...‘His Tremendousness’ Giorgio I, the "prince" of the self-proclaimed principality of Seborga (pop 300) near the Italian Riviera, has died at the age of 73. It was week or so ago actually but I don’t read obituaries much
His tremendousness eh , now that’s speaks to the soul . I had dreamt only of being a foot health gain facilitator ( Chiropodist ) , or a Knowledge navigator ( teacher ), now I am thinking of the maharaja of marketing, or the shiekh of shop.
Yes my friends for too long we have put up with unimaginative drugs and industry Tsars . I want Hattie Harman renamed the 'Sultana of Sex' and Darling the' Baslileus of bankruptc'y , the 'Doge of debt' and for whom shall we reserve the Pre Imperial Chinese title of Wang , who the Rani of blarney?
For Gordon I suggest ,Preah Karuna Preah Bat Sâmdech Preah Bâromneath "The feet of the Greatest Lord who is on the heads (of his subjects)" He has earnt it.
It is suddenly clear to me that I have been aiming to low .I read that
...‘His Tremendousness’ Giorgio I, the "prince" of the self-proclaimed principality of Seborga (pop 300) near the Italian Riviera, has died at the age of 73. It was week or so ago actually but I don’t read obituaries much
His tremendousness eh , now that’s speaks to the soul . I had dreamt only of being a foot health gain facilitator ( Chiropodist ) , or a Knowledge navigator ( teacher ), now I am thinking of the maharaja of marketing, or the shiekh of shop.
Yes my friends for too long we have put up with unimaginative drugs and industry Tsars . I want Hattie Harman renamed the 'Sultana of Sex' and Darling the' Baslileus of bankruptc'y , the 'Doge of debt' and for whom shall we reserve the Pre Imperial Chinese title of Wang , who the Rani of blarney?
For Gordon I suggest ,Preah Karuna Preah Bat Sâmdech Preah Bâromneath "The feet of the Greatest Lord who is on the heads (of his subjects)" He has earnt it.
3 comments:
Nice one for Broon. I also love Alex Salmond's
"Big Feartie from Fife"
Yes I liked that
That pic is not you, Paul, I saw you interviewed on Iain Dale's prog and you looked nothing like this geezer :O)
...unless that fitiness kick you went on worked wonders
...and if so, please tell us what it involved as I want to do it!
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