Did you know that the profits of Auto- trader is the chief source of income for the Guardian , that and their soon to be removed Public Sector appointments advertising scam. I like this real ad from said journal of note and if it is not legibile the chap selling the bike says ..
" I `m selling it because it was bought without the proper consent of my loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what I thought "
I think even I speak Venusian a little better than that