Sunday, August 10, 2008

Minor Familar`s Dictionary


Lord Blog( Dale ) has noticed that Liberal Conspiracy has an A-Z of Right Wing Commenting. For example...ALCOHOL - benign, harmless substance when consumed by anyone over 45 which is also toxic and dangerous drug when administered to YOUNG PEOPLE or FERAL YOUTH. Should be taxed when drunk by YOUNG PEOPLE but not by others, who are of course responsible and never do anything...
Pretty funny really , anyway I had a quick go at a riposte but it was quick and lacks a little finesse Liberal Consiracy is that boring nerd Sunny who lives with his mum by the way...

A -ASIAN ACTIVIST -
A mediocre perpetual student who lives with his mother and trades on his skin pigment to be on TV where said “skin pigment” is interpreted as a sign of great wisdom far beyond identical opiners without magic skin
BLACK -
A term mystifyingly used of middeclass Asians who come to this country via such places as Uganda where they were kicked out by the blacks for exploiting the blacks
Or- Homogenous group always agreement with speaker and eachother
C- CULTURE ,
A thing neither possessed by nor understood by ‘whites’ who betray their ignorance by condemning forced marriage , honour killing , educational enslavement of women murder barbaric cruelty and genocidal anti Semitism
CRIME
A word describing events that decline indirect proportion to the amount experienced by whites
COUNTRY
Resource available to world and means or smoking out RACISM, by spotting any attachment to
D- DISTRIBUTION
As in inequitable distribution of moneys outrageously held by those who worked for them and ignorantly retained despite the superior claims of those who do not .
E- EQUALITY -
The legal provision of more than equal rights to women in employment , gays , in adoption , blacks , in preferment and any “victim” ( See also equal treatment of Israeli defence and Arab attacks on school buses )
EMPIRE
Genocide of innocent loveable peace loving people with own secret Parliament and full human rights legislation in 1750
EDUCATION-
The study of Adolf Hitler
ENVIROMENT-
Thing which Conservatives seek to ruin as evidenced by the root ‘Conserve’ which means rape pillage and despoil
F - FREEDOM ,
A good thing except when not applicable to smoking , hunting , talking about immigration, retention of your identity .A quality generally only to be conferred by Government
FAMILY
Community of Sure Start helpers and social workers AND NOT vile sexist male supremacist conspiracy of patriarchy as lovingly eulogised in lying Murdoch press
GOVERNMENT MONEY
Inexhaustible supply of finance of which there is never enough expended on “victims”. Believed to come from a money Spring deep beneath the Houses of Parliament requiring only a bucket to be replenished
GUARDIAN
-“The Truth”
H- HOUSING
Social housing ie council housing . A ritual incantation whereby those unable to afford a house themselves are obliged to buy free houses for people who deserve them by virtue of being on a “list”.
I- INCOME TAX
A virtuous tax attacking the twin evils of employment and endeavour. ( See also progressive tax increasing this virtuous effect)
INSTITUTIONAL RACISM
A means whereby anyone may be guilty of ‘racism’ even if they are not , except if they are black when the reverse holds true
IMMIGRATION
-One or two friendly picnicking couples and source of white racist phobia
J- JOKE
Vicious racist assault casting salt on still fresh scars left by events that may have happened as recently as 1780. To be banned .
JEWS
-Like the Salamander of medieval bestiaries this two in one creature is generally racist but can be a “victim” when discussing education AKA study of Nazi Germany
K- KIDZ-
Angelic creatures requiring only “Government money” to live useful lives going to schools talking about why not to do knife crime to other “Kidz”
L- LEFT WING
Means of excusing fanatical despots
LEFT BLOGASPHERE-
Seen in visions like an invisible 6ft rabbit
LIPOSUCTION-
True female circumcision of the West forced on women by male cultural supremacy and true source of vicious rumour about culture perpetrated by Murdoch press
LEND -
Give money to Labour Party
M- MURDOCH PRESS-
Jewish Capitalist front for Neo Cons whose gigantic sales are forced on the unwilling workers who deeply wish to buy the Guardian
N- NEO CON
Satanic Coven of Industrialist militarist and almost anything bad ending with -ist operating at a subliminal level in MacDonald’s adverts ( Code name Google )
O- OLIGOPOLY -
The means by which evil Tescos and its fiendish co plotters Asda and Sainsbury’s avoid competition and exploit the workers until such time as Nationalisation frees the market
P- PRICE ,
Fiction invented by Murdoch Press to cast doubt upon revealed truth of limitless Government money
PHOBIA-
Any opinion held by white people best attached to Islam or Homo but Terrorist-ophobia is work in progress
Q- QUEEN ,
Person to be spat on jeered at and not stood up for , unless meaning homosexual in which case to be celebrated but only at Islington gay festival and not when used by Bernard Manningist counter revolutionaries
R- RACISM
All white activity from tea drinking musical taste , choice of book , decision to vote Conservative and motive behind any call to control immigration organised ultimately by Hitler neo-cons and Klu Klux Klan.
RAPE - The act of white man looking at a woman , holidaying in Asia , using the word black , enjoying sex .
S- Sexism.- The enjoyment of sex by men unless they are black where even honour killing and forced marriage is not sexism seen through correct cultural prism
SINGLE MOTHER-
Put upon unfortunate who , unbeknownst to her , accidentally got pregnant and if she did understand what happened it was probably because she was raped by her father at the age of seven and consequently all men owe her houses and money .
SKOOLZ-
Not enough of and requiring more government money which . Must be differentiated from Schools which may be independent and contain nests of reactionary hate mongering education not limited to Nazi Germnay
T- TAXPAYER-
Mythical creature said by Hefferite Daleist counter-revolutionaries to be responsible for the limitless “Government money” , actually provided as birthright
U- UNDERCLASS-
Thing I have read about at university and subsequently written about in the hope of becoming Guardian Columnist .
UNEMPLOYMENT
Fiction invented on the flimsy pretext of entire cities not working when they are obviously incapacitated
V- - VOCAL MINORITY -
Any Majority in favour leaving EU , death penalty , tougher prison sentences , traditional family and other evils foisted upon the pliable minds of the ignorant by the Murdoch Press
W- W ANKER - Term or endearment and approbation as used by old school friends of Asian activists showing deep appreciation of their careers trading on skin pigment
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what is it about politics that make people go on and on.
all in a sarky way too.

Newmania said...

Dunno , what else is there to do ...

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