Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Long Legs Good Short Legs Better...

The secret of our cycling success is the use of red lights in training....( Matt)
Yesterday the probing mind of Newmania tackled the proliferation of -rexias as an ad hoc suffix ,today an old friend challenges for the gold medal for preposterous usage ,the much loved ...‘ Community'. Sightings of the ,“black smiths community”, are reported on R4, but better still the “sex offenders community “, was spotted by a Telegraph correspondent.
The Mayor of London Community has been phoning the ,most unspeakable tosh recently for his doubloons ,but is back on form today with at least one statistic, bound to annoy Polly Toynbee .“Roughly 58 % of the contestants from team GB sentot Athens in 2004 were educated at independent schools , who educate 7 % of the population .In the past three Olympics the independent sector has walked off with 45% of the medals “. Our cyclists have to live in Manchester to benefit from funding ,forming what you might call an elite stream......
Tuscan Toynbee is bemoaning the low esteem in which the community of sociologists are held . “ Why were children born in 1958 more likely to move upwards than those born just 12 years later in 1970 ,"she mentions . This fact is unfortunate for those of a leftish persuasion, coinciding, as it does with the great Comprehensive experiment.
It appears the the Labour Party are unlikely to improve its fortunes with the youth of Millipede, or so says the headline in the Guardian . It goes on to say ,however, “.He is seen as having the widest appeal by a margin 38% to 8%”. It appears that subterranean war between the Labour communities continues. How delightfully it reminds me of the end of Major .
In more news, as they say, I am not surprised to see the Firemen cruising around picking up girls with their big red engine. This selfish lazy community of overpaid wasters have consistently refused to assist with medical attention despite the possibility of saving lives and the fact they have nothing to do most of the time and run mini cabs
Lastly for none too mysterious reasons, I am overjoyed to read that the community of men with disproportionately short legs are the most attractive shape to women . For a chap who emerges from the fitting room dragging a bridal train of unfilled denim this is an unqualified boon . Long legs good short legs better , long legs good short legs better ...
Afterthought
Continuing the vital search for new words in the hope one will catch on,Global fawning – To describe those bizarre events such as the Oh oh oh bama delirium or the now forgotten Gorbasm Sir-ing Suggestion- The advice traditionally received by the PM for ennobling Bruce Forsyth and others Copy Day- For the blizzards of prewritten copy that flutter down when a foreseeable event like the death of Bill Deedes or the anniversary of 1968 occur

7 comments:

Blue Eyes said...

Where is my community?

Newmania said...

Far far away

Blue Eyes said...

I can't help thinking that the childless young professional community is being discriminated against by the state.

Newmania said...

Quite right to the old breeding community requires support

Bill Quango MP said...

Brownium Emotion: Fear of human contact

Brownian Motion: The seemingly random movement of government strategies as influenced by the prevailing political wind. Often demonstrated by blowing a lot of smoke.

A Rembrowndt: A picture of misery

Brown Derby: A leadership race

Newmania said...

Brownian Motion

ha ...I thought of that one as well BQ but Rembrowndt is top notch.

Newmania said...

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