Friday, October 26, 2007

Things That make You Go Coo





After the heavyweight abortion stuff concluding with Flo telling me I should be ashamed of myself, I am moving swiftly on .With the cheesy grin of a game show host ,allow me to inroduce the latest smorgasbord of curiosities in the occassional series " Things that make you go coo"...I had better immediately explain the pictures :

Mozart wrote a canon in B flat major called “Leck mich im Arsch”(Lick my arse) Wikipedia


Doris Lessing is the aunt of Gregory Gysi and east German Lawyer who , until recently , led the PDS , the successor party to east germanise ruling Socialist Unity party.... (German Embassy)

There are 60 people with the first name Hitler in Venezuela

New York Times 5.9

According to official figures Iran has between 15000 and 20,000 transsexuals .It performs more operations than any other country barring Thailand . Ayatollah Khomeini passed a fatwa authorising such operations – The Guardian 26.9



'An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said on Wednesday. Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty. "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said' – AU
(.Its good to see bar maids challenging male stereotypes)

There have been only two reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster so far this year and there were only three on 2006. A decade ago the numbers were consistently in the high teens.- The Times (29.9)

60% of Porches ever built are still on the Road( Porsche)

In Iceland 96% of women go into higher education, in Australia the figure is 91%

Oxfam is Europe’s biggest high street second hand book retailer – Oxfam


'A woman teacher was facing jail yesterday after being caught nearly five times over the drink drive limit at lunchtime. Karen Howard, 44, was stopped in her car at 1.30pm . Deputy district judge, Anthony Smith-Jones, described the reading as 'phenomenal' - The Daily Star.
( Phenomenal , she must be so proud )

In 1987 61% of Britain’s top Lawyers , doctors business men, politicians and journalists had attended Oxbridge. In 2007 the figure is 47%
- British coucil

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'Police patrolling the red-light district of the Belgian capital have been ordered to stop visiting brothels when on duty. A letter sent to officers in Brussels'....."These officers think their duty hours are to be used to..., visit brothels or massage parlors, and entertain (intimate) relationships with residents of the neighbourhood during their patrol," said the letter from a local police chief' - Reuters.
( Fancy that)

Britons eat 97 % of thee world’s baked beans



4 comments:

Little Black Sambo said...

But who is that in the beautiful photograph? Doris Lessing? Hitler?

Newmania said...

Its Hitler LBS...he liked to play the vibes naked , it improved his riffing with the cats

electro-kevin said...

You should watch the film Team America.

Extremely funny I can assure you.

Hi, Newmania. I'm baaaack !

Daisy said...

i learned about the bean thing the hard way and now know the only place in this town that sells the RIGHT beans according to british rule...lol...i never knew they were such a treat...

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