Thursday, March 08, 2007

The Thief , The Princess , The Butler and his Wine

- The insufferable Paul Burrell on his latest job: selling bottles of wine worth £6 in the United States.





Nauseatingly he simpers...
I wouldn't give my princess just anything and I won't give American ladies just anything either"


Well at least its not just the Lawyers feeding on her corpse.

22 comments:

Ellee said...

Actually, he has very sad eyes.

Croydonian said...

To adapt the sage of Auchtermuchty, maybe he could do something more honourable, like playing a piccolo in a pissoir.

Newmania said...

Sad period if you ask me

Newmania said...

Aces C!!

The Hitch said...

I know you all think the man is a cunt, but the ladies in power love a toady. It reflects just as much on the dead bitch that she chose scum like him as her 'fuck buddy' At least he's not a nig nog like Abdul Karim that fat Indian type that was slipping it to Queen Victoria. Or worse a scot like John Brown.

The Hitch said...

Personally I wouldn't half mind being Mrs Clinton's poodle. I bet she's tight!

Newmania said...

'fuck buddy'
Don`t think he had that position in the royal household H

of I bet she's tight!

She would not be on my top ten women to try if I had ten wishes.

Tut tut H you are terribly disrespectful to women aren`t you. I don`t do that.....FOR THE WORST AND MOST CYNICAL REASONS...naturellement

Ellee said...

Why is the audience of women laughing at his back? Has he sat on something, I wonder?

BEAST said...

Well hes a bit of a knob....bless him

electro-kevin said...

"...and I won't give American ladies just anything either."


I take it from his statement that English ladies will be getting just any old shit then.

Pip said...

I think he has a face you just want to smash with a heavy object. Or maybe that's just me.

Whatever happened to real men?? Don't tell me, they all live in the smoke? (and have 2nd homes in Oxford??)

Margorie said...

What? Fuck buddy? Surely not... I thought he was gay.

Newmania said...

Whatever happened to real men??

They are right here and called newmania pip !

( Posssibly a lie )

Newmania said...

M said- I thought he was gay.


So did I that threw me a bit. Pretty gay behavousr at least

Newmania said...

Yaaaay beast! great to see you !

Margorie said...

He is gay, I'm fairly sure of that. Hitch's gaydar has gone wonky.

electro-kevin said...

Bit worried about pip. Aggressive tendancies.

The only person I really want to 'nut' is Jeremy Kyle. I'm thinking of getting myself an ASBO, a fat blotchy wife and a drug dependancy so I can do it on live TV... bosh - right on the snozzle ... ooh er !

:-(

Newmania said...

Who is Jeremy kyle ?....Sorry , no idea

electro-kevin said...

You have to be either a shiftworker or a layabout to have seen his daytime TV show. Jerry Springer sans talent.

Newmania said...

Sounds nasty Kev...you
ust get some odd sleeping patterns

Ms Smack said...

I hate him.

Newmania said...

I didn`t think you were a hating sort of perosn at all Miss Smack . I suppose everyone has their limit though.

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