Thursday, March 01, 2007

Double Jeopardy



This is worthy of Hitchcock. Police in China were baffled when DNA evidence the same perosn was responsible for crimes in two places at once. Identical twins from Shuangcheng had been commiting burglaries and rapes at the same time .


Spooky stuff eh ..I thought they were all pretty identical but then they think I`m a round eyed devil.

..I have no idea what the comments are about

21 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I don't believe a word of it ... and I have been drinking Absinthe.

Newmania said...

It is quite true

electro-kevin said...

Well it would have to be twins wouldn't it Mutley ?

How else could you commit buggery and rape at the same time.

mutleythedog said...

Well I can because I am double-jointed

Newmania said...

Not double penised though Mutely . there uis ah animal that has two penises one for pure pleasure.

I `ll lookk it up

The Hitch said...

lets face it the buggers all look alike so no doubt their DNA is identical

my word verification was
YY SUXS sounds like a 1930's shanghai whore.

Newmania said...

Amazing ...yet true .

I `m not keen on ther Yellow peril meself . Too bony

Croydonian said...

Trying to outhitch the Hitch, N?

Newmania said...

Has it come to this ? I thought the detailed and accurate animal penis count was slightly Croydonianesque id anything

Croydonian said...

There is a tale - urban legend alert - of a type of kangaroo the male of which is, erm, bifurcated and an aboroginal tribe admiring said breed's potency attempted, with sharp instruments, to give themnselves the same prowess. The tribe is no longer with us.

electro-kevin said...

Have you not heard the
expression "Like a dog with two dicks" ?

Meaning extremely happy.

Ms Smack discussed the fantasy of having a man-piece once. I would urge her to think carefully about what she wishes for (have you ever seen naked German men playing volleyball ?). And there's nothing to say that the Genie wouldn't plant it right in the middle of your forehead.

Mightily impressed with Koalas though - I bet they never tell kiddies that sordid little detail in the petting area.

"What's that Skippy ? Kevin the Koala's been spit-roasting his missus again !"

The Hitch said...

No doubt Mr Mutley is well aquatinted with the way dogs mate, having mounted the lady dog the chap dog turns around and then they commence to perform the filthy act facing away from each other, having smelt pedigree chum on a dogs breath I cant say that I blame them.

The Hitch said...

acquainted !
for fucks sake!
Not aquatinted.
As far as I know mr mutley is not tinted a fetching shade of blue.
fucking spell check.

electro-kevin said...

Freudian that.

Newmania said...

Oh yes I noticed that they don`t actually do it doggy style do they.Apprently the dog`s dick actually locks itself in for the period of "jostling "

Not heard the Mangaroo story C but they look a bit poofy to me with that man bag they have.

The Hitch said...

mr mania
any kangaroo could kick your cameron loving north london liberal arse , so dont call them poofs unless you are prepared to walk the walk.
regents park zoo is but a few bounds from islington.

Newmania said...

...OK but no kicking

mutleythedog said...

I could go for a blue rinse - but having already purchased eleven prostitutes and still having change from $100 I am loathe...

mutleythedog said...

Also - will you stop discussing animal sex - it is slighly disgusting!

electro-kevin said...

Nowhere else to put this really. Just been up to my friend's coffee shop on the Moor. The beauty round here takes my breath away sometimes.

Drinking country though - have to get my boots on go for a walk and a pint. Just gotta do it. So I fitted in a ramble and an ale too.

Sat next to an old Devonian at the bar who was interested in railways so I regaled him tales about token block systems, semaphore signals Brunnel's Atmospheric Railway (all in operation in these parts).

I asked him what he used to do and he said "Undertaker"

"Good business ?" I ventured to which he replied "Do you know what ? In forty years Oi never came 'ome once an' said 'That was a farkin' good day !' " My how the blue rinses eating their jacket potatoes balked at the language.

I often wonder what some people expect from their work, I really do.

Newmania said...

I like it Kev.

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