Friday, February 16, 2007

Miss Smack is Rotting The Fabric of Society

I have a day off work and I am still recuperating from what feels like the worst Flu ever known to man or beast. I was plotting a long boring political diatribe but instead found myself wandering into the scented garden of Miss Smack, who appears to be a very naughty young lady indeed from Adelaide.
As I explained to Miss Smack , Conservatives are respectable people with well controlled libidos and are unlikely to be tempted into her absinthe soaked world a sherbet and sensual pleasure . I therefore feel confident that I can rely on the self control of anyone who might have been hoping for some comment on current affairs not to be enchanted by the strange languorous music calling ..calling softly and insistently , from the world of Miss Smack. Not tempted at all.
As Blogger have kindly removed links you will have to express your lack of temptation by visiting the comments on the previous post. So called Miss Smack has a rather arresting avatar …if you like that sort of thing . Which I don’t .I disapprove of her , her lascivious ways her immoral thoughts , her cunning wiles her womanly snares and her long legs , her bright eyes , her ……any way; I disapprove.

21 comments:

iwiwag said...

Interesting post... I bet you'll like my blog..... take care, iwiwag

Philipa said...

Hmn, methinks you have a thing about long legs, N.

Good site Ms. Smack.

Newmania said...

Yes and no P I am getting back to my core interests right now.Politics and arts that is

Ellee said...

I can feel a poem coming next, but it doesn't sound like you protest too much ....

electro-kevin said...

Nice of Ms Smack of Adelaide to drop by.

I would ask how the weather is down-under, but she already appears to have told us.

Newmania said...

Good one Kev . Normal service is about to be resumed.

Philipa said...

Normal service or normal servicing?

Well they do say it's a cure-all!

istanbultory said...

Blimey n,
You are getting some 'interesting' visitations at your blog. It never gets like this at Cranmer's place. I am not sure about the premise underpinning Iwiwag'^s blog but the photography is most pleasant.

Philipa said...

Ooh I missed that, thanks 'stan :-)

Newmania said...

Ho ho I like that for IT ,Stan it is from now on P . Excellent

Ms Smack said...

Thankyou Newman for such lovely words. I promise that I will never again darken your conservative blog-halls with my comments to lure your readers from you .. .... but... I will from time to time, stop by and have a read. A slovenly wench can only learn from your wise words, no?

I know I can expect to never see your url guiding readers to 'Smack Dab in the Middle" or indeed, your computer details on my stat counter. I know this because you're a man of your word...oh, make that, conservative word.

Adieu.

Newmania said...

Au contraire Miss Smack you are very welcome of course. You seem like a very good sort to me .

You are quite right though that the thought of a good book about market economics excites me considerably more than a "slovenly wench"

Sadly , I can think of one person for whom that may well be true

( Croydonian )

Philipa said...

Newmania said:

"the thought of a good book about market economics excites me considerably more than a "slovenly wench" Sadly , I can think of one person for whom that may well be true"

and gets this weeks Pot, Kettle, Black award.

Congrats Newmania... speech!!

electro-kevin said...

A friend of mine isn't really into long legs, big boobs etc, he loves a haughty accent.

He gets his wife to read the information off of soup cans etc in her best Bridget Jones whilst giving her one from behind:


"Polyphosphaaaaaaates !!"

Newmania said...

P - I `m afraid you1`ve got me all wrong there P,I have seriously been trying to get something serious done but I `m stuffed wuith antu biotics and i can`t stay awake or concerntrate. Its very frustrating


Hallo Kev nice to see a friendly face so to speak.I `ve just about th reached the point where I have absolutely had enough of being ill.
I `ve got piles of refreneces about Engliah nationalsim sitting around and I just cannot see them.

Oh wellshouldn`t be long now

electro-kevin said...

Well I'm sure I speak for many in saying "get well soon". Don't rush yourself on our account.

Al Sensu said...

Nice words, but that still won't get you paid by Smack. Especially now that she knows you're quick on the trigger.

electro-kevin said...

Funny enough I've been known as 'Trigger'

Not sure it was meant as a compliment though.

Newmania said...

Trigger was a horse wansn`t he . ..Could be worse...

mutleythedog said...

Yo Mr N. Ms Smack made a porno with myself and and the Beast a few weeks ago - it goes on sale soon on the ANALXX lable. Its good!

Newmania said...

Oh dear all my illusions are shattered. I thought beast was pure .

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