tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post4357578187958352539..comments2024-01-30T09:22:08.167+00:00Comments on Newmania In Lewes: The Wisdom of Solomon...ishNewmaniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11922161971821380803noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post-56742711919564182422007-03-17T21:02:00.000+00:002007-03-17T21:02:00.000+00:00I remember my Mum trying to throw a plugged-in toa...I remember my Mum trying to throw a plugged-in toaster at my Dad - she's only short and it looked sooo funny, this thing over her head.<BR/><BR/>I battered hell out of a dried flower arrangement one day and had to put it all back together before my wife got home.<BR/><BR/>And when I was a kid I was trying to fix my bike and lost my temper - I kicked the front wheel ... while I was still riding it !!! I have a scar on my chin and this story formed the basis of my Best Man's speech.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post-85197542089184621412007-03-16T22:18:00.000+00:002007-03-16T22:18:00.000+00:00you're always assuming the husband isn't a farm an...you're always assuming the husband <I>isn't</I> a farm animal. To call some of the guys I've dated pigs would give swine a bad name. Thankfully I wasn't stupid enough to marry them but for 150m hey anythings possible. The whole standing before God and saying I loved them would be a bit of a toughie though - thank heaven for civil marriages!Philipahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440234602399886097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post-75333717257163540132007-03-15T23:56:00.000+00:002007-03-15T23:56:00.000+00:00for 150 million quid you can kick me up the arse a...for 150 million quid you can kick me up the arse all dayThe Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post-82401911005682108002007-03-15T19:44:00.000+00:002007-03-15T19:44:00.000+00:00Yes I `ve thrown a plate or two but its abit of st...Yes I `ve thrown a plate or two but its abit of step up isn`t itNewmaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11922161971821380803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35649541.post-63810946111079519862007-03-15T18:54:00.000+00:002007-03-15T18:54:00.000+00:00"Whereas the UK hubbie is treated like a farm anim..."Whereas the UK hubbie is treated like a farm animal in perpetuity."<BR/><BR/>Quite nice if you happen to be the farmhouse cat.<BR/><BR/>But seriously, think about this. The guy who sawed his house to bits. When I'm angry it lasts a few minutes and that's it generally, then I might go into a sulk for a few hours. Gee whiz that must have been a stonker of a grump - to maintain that level of rage in order to dismantle a house ... didn't he stop for one minute and think "hey - this is bonkers" ?<BR/><BR/>crikey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com