Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pretty Titty, Gang Bang

So the voluptuous La Smith , already under investigation for snout in troughery , has been watchingporn at our expense . (Well her or her husband , who knows...) Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik said the revelations were 'immensely embarrassing' for the Home Secretary....cough splutter !
Honestly I couldn’t care less ,but out of a general sense of malice towards all those bent on tearing my children’s Weetabix from before their tearful eyes ,I cannot resist. What exactly was she watching ?
Thumbing though the titles ,for the benefit of my reader/s (naturellement ), I think the most horrifying was the Shakespearian pastiche ,“ As You Like , It Rammed Up Your Ass" , a free interpretation I should imagine . From the same big bad Bard stable; in “The Merchant of Penis “, I `d guess a pound of flesh makes an early appearance

.Then there is plangent yearning chord struck by “City Of Anals “,and I like the serenity of ’A Beautiful Behind ‘ . ‘Sorest Rump’ has much to commend it and ,'Shaving Ryan's Privates ', is almost funny. We can tell from 'A Tale of Two Clities' , that the classics are never far from the Director’s free hand
At times there is progression in the auteur`s thinking . The delightfully gamine early work “Guess who's cumming for dinner “, is revisited as a challenging and barely recognisable ‘Guess Who's Cumming to Gangbang Me ‘ with all the sinewy difficulty of the moderne . The haunting elegiac note of “O Snatch, Where Art Thou”…… shows there is far more to the genre than meets the eye and we are perhaps hasty in judging Jaqui ( Does Dallas) harshly.
On the subject of puns David Jason was shamefully obliged to grovel before the Race Relations Stasi over the innocent gag ,“Mahatma Coat ” The Pakistani Cloakroom attendant . Of the various suggestions of similarly incendiary material I liked the French Beach footwear model ‘Phillipe Fillop’
(PS The presence of 'Sheepless in Seattle' reminds us which people are ,and will always be ,the most depraved in the known world )

3 comments:

Daisy said...

roflmao at sheepless in Seattle!

Newmania said...

Ha ...not sure what that means Daisy but hope its a good thing

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

Ditto.

Cumageddpn.

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